Kiss your homie if you're not a coward

fishing was originally an activity where you showed your pet worm the beautiful world

if i can't play as a girl in your video game you already lost brother

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

Nice argument, but as you can see I have drawn this image of us where I have a nice, juicy cheeseburger on my plate while you have naught but a single piece of celery.

"i didn't like it" and "I think it wasn't well written" are different. i can personally dislike things that are not bad and i am being so brave about it

i can also enjoy things that are not good, which is very brave and sexy of me

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

yes

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

All it means when people say “you’re speaking from a place of privilege” is that you’re likely to underestimate how bad the problem is by default because you are never personally exposed to that problem. It’s not a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.

^^^^^^ read it. say it out loud. keep repeating it until you understand.

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

the ancient romans loved drawing a little bird on the walls. and they were so right for that

literally where would we be without them

normal news website posting viral video: Eel jumps out of its tank at the pet store

english news website posting viral video: Mad long slimer has itself a leap at the shops, giving the mums and blokes a fright

that is an excellent point. I will consider it deeply as I make little mud replicas of you and kick them to smithereens

nowadays so many tumblr posts are just about tumblr. we're running out of things to talk about...

I switched my trashcan with my neighbor's today because theirs is nicer

YOU

who tf switched my trashcan with a slightly worse trashcan

I love how Gaara tells Naruto and Shikamaru that his father has “tried to kill [him] more times than [he] can count” and then later during the war arc comments that his father made six attempts on his life because it implies that  Gaara can’t count to six. 

june 6, 2018