— PEN. the lost boys.

— request for @starcrier xoxo

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

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i’m not going to start calling tiktokkers “creators” like what are they creating? new insecurities for women? the worst takes you’ve ever heard in your life?

“my child is fine” honey your child thinks orpheus won’t turn around this time

Look, if I introduced a WIP on here excitedly and then promptly never mentioned it again, it doesn’t mean I’m not working on it, it means I’m slowly rotating it in my mind like a rotisserie chicken and then went out to the grocery store to buy several other rotisserie chickens while I wait for it to cook and then slowly started rotating those rotisserie chickens and repeat

No one warns you about how addictive it is to do fuck all.

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers

you are in range of enemy artillery

reblog if its friday and you made it

Updated it.

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

in this world we all have our roles

Me, in the midst of deep and almost unbearable suffering: ok how can i make this funny

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them

free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it

ok. and why is it your business that the clouds are swirling in a giant purple vortex over my ancient tower? maybe they just do that sometimes