anyways if u want my new url just like this post

anyways if u want my new url just like this post

I want affection but if anyone touches me I might die

Crystallized Marowak! photo source

Quick! Youre on chopped, the basket ingredients are

Proscuitto, pirate berry cereal, smoked white cheddar, and nyquil. What do you make?

I take a shot of the NyQuil cause I’m not too sure what it taste like then knock out half way through the round

when you’re fully naked your defense drops to zero but your attack skyrockets

i’m enough of a nerd to see when a weapon would be impractical but not enough of a nerd to give a shit

Scythe Wielder: *Shows up in a media*

Me: You know, scythes were designed for reaping grain, not combat. Yes it is bladed so it could be a weapon but not a very efficient one.

Scythe Wielder: *Does that badass scythe stuff*

Me: Hot damn that’s cool.

i lvo her

the writing in this game is amazing

Can sombra have a robot gf? can that be a thing?

I feel like this is a callout post for half of my mutuals

it’s weird being out in public. it’s like… so many of these people are heterosexual. they are everywhere, they might even think I’m one of them.

guess who’s my fav boy in overwatch

Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana

when are we gonna get a disney princess who’s a gamer 😒

what abt that lil bich from wreck it Ralph