@5SOS posted on instagram *02/19/17*
Miles: And he can read my mind. Alex: But you can read mine, too. Miles: I knew you were gonna say that. Alex: And I knew you were gonna say that.
If you start singing, I’m gonna throw up.
Biden is a 4-month-old Golden Retriever named after the former vice president. His owner Sidney took him to the Capitol to see Joe Biden give a speech.
“As soon as he saw the dog during his speech, he pointed at the dog, tapped his friend and then started like cracking up. Right towards the end, I kind of signaled him, and he gave me a wink to come over,” Sydney said.
“When I told him his name was Biden, his face lit up and he started kissing the dog, which is like exactly what I expected Joe Biden would do”
Source: Buzzfeed
ashtonirwin: @calum5sos and myself wearing jeans at a pool party x
me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!
verb conjugation:
this video changed my life
Who made this and why
god
this cured me
Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.
actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit.
The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look
The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look
The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look
The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look
the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look
The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look
The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift
The last one tho .^^^
the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit
The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit
Lmfao
The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit
The “without me?” outfit
The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”
The “u got kik” outfit
The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit