Tony Stark defense Squad AF

If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

This reply deserves to be in its own reblog lmao

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

I am in love with you /p

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells

Adding a few more I remembered:  28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests  32. A Faerie taking a Name  33. The Dragon on the Farm  34. Synovus & Menace  35. Raising the Anti-Christ  36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)  37. Doctors without Borders…in Space!  38. The Villain-Wrangler  39. The Last Contact  40. The 100 Parent-Point Children  41. And the Heavens Wept  42. The Night Gentleman  43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

So many more additions!

tumblr i am once again asking to reblog ads bc what the fuck

Pass it on 💛

Happy Ides of March

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

Et tube Brute?

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system

“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

Reboot for afab health tips

Not all afab people have vaginas actually, and trans women & transfems who undergo bottom surgery are just as capable of getting vaginal yeast infections as people who were born with their vaginas. I appreciate the urge to use inclusive language, but this post is not exclusive to afab people! In cases like these, naming the specific body part (ie. "vagina health tips") is more precise and inclusive

Got offered a job that looked better than my current one. They requested an example article from me. I worked really, really, really fucking hard to find something which would do numbers for them.

They accessed my application and looked at the sample article on March 3rd.

On March 3rd their website ran my article under a different writer's name, practically verbatim.

On March 4th they told me "after careful consideration we've decided not to proceed with your candidature."

You mean after you stole my fucking example article you fucking cunts.

I can't even begin to convey how mad and upset I am tbh.

Anyway, I usually don't name and shame, but this site was GameRant if anyone cares, and doesn't want to read articles which are legitimately written by people who they offer employment opportunities to and then steal from to churn out under a fake profile.

Julius Caesar memes are fun and all, but make sure you don’t forget the true meaning of the holiday: Stabbing the fuck out of politicians for their flagrant, self-serving abuse of power.

🇵🇸 From BDS:

Global days of action planned for March 15-17:

For more concrete information on how you can participate in the campaign, see the link above. You should also check in with your local BDS-affiliated organization(s) to see if they have anything planned for these dates (if they don't, consider bringing it up to them)

If you're not familiar with any BDS-affiliated organizations in your country (or state/city), then take a look at BDS's "Join a Campaign'"page.

There's also a petition you can sign.

y'all, it is March 1st...

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

My brother refuses to get Tumblr, which is a tragedy because this is the complete fucking nonsense they have sent me today alone, and I think Tumblr would appreciate them more than I do.

Edit to add poll.

Their response:

*sigh*

Well, I hope you're happy. The worst I can be is a disappointment, the best I can be is your problem now.

How it started

How it's going:

THEY’RE YOUR BROTHER??!!!?!!????!!!!!!

“Robot Story” del artista: Vaskange.

“Endless Robot Feelings” melodía: Por Adrien Melano.

Fascinating 😍

I need everyone to understand that even as Palestinians, with everything that we grew up witnessing and learning about, some of what we've been seeing unfold in Gaza is still too horrific for us to bear or wrap our heads around

Take this story for example which is still developing from yesterday (Jan 29)

Layan (15) and her sister Hind (6) were trapped in a family car surrounded by the corpses of their family members who have been targeted by Israel

Layan manages to reach the Red Crescent, who have published a recording of her final words, as she sustains a gunshot wound.

The team tries to guide her through and promises her that they are coming to help. Layan was killed, leaving her sister alone surrounded by tanks and the bodies of her family members.

The Red Crescent team that was dispatched to rescue the girls has not been heard of since (about 20 hours ago) and no one knows the fate of 5 year old Hind.

I don't have words anymore.

"This child stayed with us on the phone for more than three hours. Her words were consistently repeated: "Come take me, come take me. Send someone to take me. What time is it? How far is your house from me? Come and take me."

No news or updates on Hind yet or the rescue team that went out to save her.

This is absolutely devastating.

Who will hold Israel responsible for the killing of this beautiful girl? Who will hold Israel accountable for the 13,000+ other children killed in the past 4 months?

The two paramedics that were sent to rescue Hind were also found killed. Their ambulance was bombed by an israeli strike.

Israel bombed an ambulance rushing to rescue a child.

Israel was never defending itself. Israel is evil.