Game of the year
I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them
Can I interest you in not one or two... But THREE things that are no longer popular as they used to for you to enjoy?
Yes tell me the things !!
1. Supernatural
2. Doctor Who
3. Sherlock (BBC)
I despise you and you won't survive when I am in charge in 14 and a half years
Celebrity Status
Thanks for the gnome vibe check, I think you’re a siren/merfolk
thanks!
i do love the sea a lot so it's valid
do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you
okay so obviously "Dark, Twisted and Cruel" is meant to be like borderline comically edgy since it's Scratch's theme song and he is of course deeply evil, but "Raoul Duke and Buk, they are my crowd / fit together like the shotgun fits in Hemingway's mouth" is a STRONG fucking opening
what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
guy who makes faces. looks at you like a baby bird
I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up
this is how they look in all the models
this is how they actually look
like they really fucking look like that. in real life
viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SHITTY AND ARBITRARY DEFINITION OF LIFE THAT MAKES VIRUSES NOT ALIVE. FUCK YOU THEY ARE ALIVE
Things are heating up in the virus fandom
thats called a fever
ok.
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me
Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid
And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!
Alan Wake 2 is my new favourite musical
it's not a flop post. not to me. not if it's yours
I need 50 hour days with no added responsibility per day. I think that would really help
Honestly a time loop would fix me
Official Time Loop Post
Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme
Look at this graph, son
The “Mr Mime is Ash’s dad” theory mildly irks me NOT because I don’t like it or whatever but bc the canon reason Mimey is there is just SO MUCH FUNNER. For plot related reasons Ash dresses up as a Mr Mime in a circus just outside Pallet town but gets kidnapped by Team Rocket. Brock and Misty are like “oh they’ll let him go once they realise he’s not a Pokemon, we should tell Delia that he’s gonna show up at her house in a Mr Mime costume so she isn’t freaked out” but then an ACTUAL Mr Mime shows up at her house before he does and because Delia is as faceblind as her son she mistakes it for him. And this Mr Mime is like “oh I like it here” and starts helping out around the house doing chores in exchange for food. And then when Ash DOES get home he’s like “mom why is there a Mr Mime here” and she goes “oops! Well he helps more around the house than you so I’m keeping him” and does. Mimey is not Ash’s dad. Mimey is his step-brother and canonically the favourite child