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indie oliver queen pre new 52 written by charlie. formerly midori-hunter
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This road trip idea circled his brain for the past several years, but Oliver doesn’t have the courage to confess. It’s one thing to be a romantic, and another thing to be obsessed. Oliver’s been obsessed with escapism for far too long. Their relationship has had it ups and downs, and the idea of venturing into the nature, losing all connections to the material world is a seductive thought. 
❝ However long this bean brain of mine could hold a thought, ❞ he teases her, using a hand to wipe the grease from his temple. She’s worse than a hormonal teenager, and he means that with loving sincerity. ❝ I don’t need to be the one to tell you that clean air will do wonders for the soul. You’ve had your fair shares of living out in the wild. Take a big whiff, Di, and smell the dirt, the fresh air, the adventure! ❞ It’s no surprise that she’s barely listening, but it doesn’t bother him in the slightest. Every kiss from her is worth more than his ego. He hums into the kiss, his attention all on her and not the road. Instinctively, he lifts his foot carefully off the break to slow their speed. ❝ When I’m through with you, you’ll be begging for some cold water. ❞ 

        She giggled lightly - she only giggled with Ollie, it was ridiculous to say the least when you thought about it. Only Babs liked to remind it to her though.     “ Probably held it longer than your last shot then, ”    Ouch ! That hurt. But she chuckled even louder, a shrug as she let his goatee go with teasing. Honestly, Dinah was both a camping girl, and a hotel girl. She was past thirty, actually she was forty, she kept forgetting about it yes, and as much as she loved adventures, she also liked real beds. Crossing her arms over her chest, head tilted, Dinah said,      “ Adventures, really ? Our whole lives are adventures Ollie. What’s a little road trip for us ? Vacations, even honey-moon - which I’ll remind you we never got -”  she said raising her index in between them, pulling back from the kiss and noticing he was losing attention from the road.    “ Yeah, you wish babe. ”    Dinah could add she’d exhaust him to the bone, and that would still be right, they both knew about it. It was called experiences. His car was vintage, so she started to look for a tape or a cd… she checked the radio, and frowned, no hole for none.    “ Are we seriously going to spend hours and days in a car with no music ? ”    And she had some serious tastes on the matter, which Ollie didn’t quite agree on. 

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There is only one person in this mortal world who could mock Oliver in such a way that doesn’t get a rise out of him. His fragile pride and ego made it easy for people to ignite a bitter rage, and yet with Dinah, Ollie knew when she’s teasing (and when she wasn’t). Although, her comment about him in the bedroom did warrant a pout. ❝ Your libido is insatiable, ❞ Oliver smirks, his chest puffing out, ❝ no one but me can keep going as long as you can. ❞ 

What Dinah said about their lives is the truth. The whole purpose in moving to Seattle is the fresh start for their future together, and hopefully one where domesticity and peace will be the highlight of their days. Oliver knows that something or another will pop up and disrupt their zen, but he can dream about finally kicking back with the love of his life. ❝ Our lives are like a river, Di. There are times we hit turbulent waters, and there are times when the river opens up into a gentle stream. Even when the river slows down, an adventure still awaits. ❞ The conversation suddenly changes, ❝ There’s no better music than the sound of the wind blowing through your hair. ❞ Oliver takes the opportunity to breathe in the fresh air. He knows he won’t win this, but he has to try. He smiles at Dinah, reaching over to pat her thigh. ❝ One more hour, then I’ll tell you where I hid your metal tapes. ❞

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The hair standing up right on his arms tells his temporary partner their environment is out of his comfort zone. It wasn’t the suspicious and ominous church, and nearby ancient graveyard that hasn’t been tended to in years. Oliver has little fear of the unknown, but it’s rather the fear of returning to the grave. He’d prefer to leave this entire mission up to Constantine and not worry about a demonic presence in his town. However, Seattle is his city, and the civilians are his responsibility to protect. Whether its from a manipulative politician or a demon possessing young girls.

❝ So Cthulhu or whatever is here? ❞ Oliver crosses his arms, his fingers gently pressing into his bicep to self-soothe. ❝ This isn’t my forte, but tell me what to do and I’ll do it. Whatever means necessary to keep this demon out of my city and stop terrorizing families. I had enough of the news reports of another child sick of unknown illnesses. ❞ 

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From his position on the ground, six hundred feet below the aerial fight, Ollie is swinging his fists left and right, cheering his friend on. As the fight between space cop versus alien monster comes to a close and Hal lands the finishing blow, Oliver removes his bow from his back. He nocks a net made of steel wire that is incredibly difficult to break (if you don’t harbor the strength of a Kryptonian). With careful aim, Oliver shoots the arrow at the falling alien; the tip explodes into the net, and it wraps its steel mesh around the alien. The heavy thud shudders the ground when the alien collides back to surface. 

❝ Green team never fails. ❞ 

Oliver looks up to Hal descending upon the scene. He smirks up at his best friend, ❝ Your left hook looks like it hurts, you’ve been practicing on that one, haven’t you? ❞ Oliver sets his hand upon Hal’s shoulder, giving him a congratulatory squeeze. ❝ Kicking ass and taking names is always better with you around. ❞

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“You were the LAST person I expected responding to my emergency call. Everyone else on vacation or something?"

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❝ Sure, criticize the calvary, they don’t need any gratitude. Keep talking smack sister and I’ll give you something to whine about. ❞ 

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There’s an old saying after everything seems to go wrong: it can only get better from here. Oliver lives by that saying in this point of his life. His life hasn’t been sunshine and rainbows since the island, and after everything, he feels as if he’s gotten through the worst of it. Whatever happens will be better than the former alternative, otherwise he’d fight another god or sacrifice himself once more to make things right for Dinah.
❝ How could I have cold feet when I got you to put my feet up against, ❞ he jokes, tugging his bombshell of a woman closer to his body. He feels her plump breasts rest against his pecks, sinking into her warmth, and feeling another member entering in the mix. ❝ What do I say? Well pretty bird, I’ve been told I’m a man of action, so let me show you what I say. ❞ In a swift movement, he dips Dinah down, giving her a meaningful kiss usually reserved for the altar. He holds the kiss, letting his mind wander to their future together. A minute and a half later, he departs from the kiss, giving her the ever charming Queen smirk. ❝ That’s what I have to say about that. ❞

        ( you know what, soulmates are soulmates. for along time, I thought I’ve been wrong all the way. I thought Oliver might have been just a test so i could find real love. but this is real love. I’m almost forty, & I swear to God i never loved anyone but him.

I’m serious Ollie, after everything… you can’t blame me for wanting things to go either slow, either my way.     Her self confidence was literally shattered because of him, the man standing before her eyes proudly, & ready to make efforts this time. Besides, Dinah never thought they had to make efforts when you were in love with someone. He changed, she wasn’t sure how & why… but it was for the best & she was now holding him in the crook of her hand. 

Oliver Jonas Queen kissed Dinah Laurel Lance never felt oh so complete. Smiling against his lips, Dinah moaned gently as fingers reached for his collar, pulled him down further more before letting go of him.      “ Yeah, for once you’re not putting a foot in mouth & it suits you.” 

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If this is to work, if they are finally to have the happiness from their sacrifices, Oliver has to prove to himself and to her, that they will survive. He has put her through far too much to even make it out alive, but somehow he has, and she’s here, willing to try again. However she wants it, Oliver can’t say no, otherwise he’s lost all hope in being with Dinah. 

Her tug allows Oliver to lower into her, closing his eyes and returning the soft moan. Everything in Heaven was perfect, but it still doesn’t come close to Dinah’s soft, warm lips against his own. Nothing will ever compare to being Dinah’s one and only man.

❝ I read you, Pretty Bird. This is about us, you and me, and what you say goes. ❞ Ten years ago, Oliver would fought Dinah tooth and nail to get his way, now he’s learned his pigheadness will only ruin the relationship they built together. 

He chuckles softly to her observation, his calloused fingertips brushing the hair from her face. ❝ You like the look? I’ve read its all the rage in GQ. Number one on the list of TEN THINGS TO MAKE THE WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE HAPPY.  ❞

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“Me? I’m not anyone particularly special.”

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❝ I’d be inclined to agree if you didn’t have mojo powers. What may be a curse for you, is a blessing for someone else, and isn’t why we’re in this business in the first place? Slowly killing ourselves for the hope of something greater. ❞ Oliver’s lips slowly turn into a frown. ❝ You sure rub off easily. ❞

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“It’s good to have you back.” / he totally hugged him too

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A hug between bros isn’t something to get worked up about. Yet, from Hal, it’s a little concerning. Oliver doesn’t hesitate to wrap his arms loosely around Hal, gently patting his back to comfort him.

❝ It’s good to be back, Hal. Don’t go breaking the dam, Hal, keep the waterworks in. ❞

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“We seemed to have gotten off on the wrong foot.”

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❝ Wrong foot? There’s a right one? ❞ Oliver pats Jon’s shoulder, ❝ Lighten up, pal. We’ve never been enemies, and I’m not looking for a new one to add to my roster of villains. What can I do to change your mind? ❞

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❝ you do that a lot. doubt yourself.  ❞ ( from Connor! )

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Oliver refuses to look at Connor, his eyes focused on the exposed hotel room across the street. He can feel his son’s presence looming over him, and despite his intentions, it feels like Connor is taunting him. Oliver finally breaks the silence, removing the bow from his back.

❝ And here I thought everyone hated it when I was a confident blow-hard. Can a man win for once? Are we done with the heart to heart? There's a fatcat who's begging for a good ass-whopping. ❞

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“ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ”

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❝ We’ll flip for it. Heads, you kill me. Tails, you kiss me. ❞

Oliver takes out a coin and flips it. The silver coin glitters in the light, then drops heavily down into Oliver’s palm. He turns it over, placing it on the back of his hand and lifts it to reveal heads.

❝ Probably deserved this. ❞

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God, she’s beautiful, Oliver thinks, tilting his head to admire the work of art sitting on his hybrid vehicle. He could care less about the crumbs of chips tumbling on to her lap, she is a goddess. Oliver joins her, reaching into the chip bag to snag a small handful. Before he could even restrict on the kind of snacks to bring on this trip (trail mix, energy bars, smoothies, fruits, and nuts), she had filled her bag full of junk food. 
❝ Don’t worry, babe, I prepared for this trip. If I convinced to skip a first-class flight to Seattle and a stay in a five-star hotel, I can’t afford to screw this trip up. I made sure to equip ourselves with everything that we would need to fend off the creepy crawlies and the bloodsuckers. ❞ Once Oliver finishes the handful of chips, he brushes his palms on to his pants before draping his arm around Dinah’s shoulders. ❝ It’ll be just you and me in the night. No one around for miles. You can scream all you want, Pretty Bird, we won’t be bothering anyone. ❞

        “ You prepared, uh ? I feel like you had it in the back of your bean brain for a very long time.    Dinah’s index went to press against his temple playfully, all greasy because of the snacks, but who cared ?      “ Tell me babe, how long ?    The blonde teased, frowning her nose lightly but eventually a light chuckle escaped her lips.     Yeah, a first class flight, don’t remind me.     It wasn’t like Dinah used to be first class with the Birds, Kinda was usually one to pilot their little comfy plane. That was more than first class, but you didn’t have all the useless luxurious services. 

I’m not going onto some walking or hiking, just so you know. We’re moving, not doing any kind of sports that would require me putting on sport shoes.     Her grin turned into a smirk as he was totally thinking the same thing,     You’re right, no shoes for the nocturnal activities under the tent.      Dinah grabbed the tip of his goatee, curled the hair around her knuckle & pulled him against her lips.      “ If it’s cold you’re going to have to warm me up. You okay with that ? ”    ( God, i love him, what would i have done with him ? how did I even manage ? Out of leftovers & adrenalin maybe, but what we have a lot better. )   

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This road trip idea circled his brain for the past several years, but Oliver doesn’t have the courage to confess. It’s one thing to be a romantic, and another thing to be obsessed. Oliver’s been obsessed with escapism for far too long. Their relationship has had it ups and downs, and the idea of venturing into the nature, losing all connections to the material world is a seductive thought. 

❝ However long this bean brain of mine could hold a thought, ❞ he teases her, using a hand to wipe the grease from his temple. She’s worse than a hormonal teenager, and he means that with loving sincerity. ❝ I don’t need to be the one to tell you that clean air will do wonders for the soul. You’ve had your fair shares of living out in the wild. Take a big whiff, Di, and smell the dirt, the fresh air, the adventure! ❞ It’s no surprise that she’s barely listening, but it doesn’t bother him in the slightest. Every kiss from her is worth more than his ego. He hums into the kiss, his attention all on her and not the road. Instinctively, he lifts his foot carefully off the break to slow their speed. ❝ When I’m through with you, you’ll be begging for some cold water. ❞ 

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Intriguing Impression Starters

  • “You don’t look like… much…”
  • “So nice to finally put a face to someone I’ve heard so much about.”
  • “You aren’t what I expected, but I hope to be surprised.”
  • “Well… this is awkward… uhhh hello.”
  • “I’m failing to remember what I expected when I signed up for this.”
  • “Not gonna lie, you were incredibly intimidating at first… still kind of are.”
  • “We seemed to have gotten off on the wrong foot.”
  • “Seems that the rumors and reputation are indeed being lived up to.”
  • “So I’ve heard some things…”
  • “You were the LAST person I expected.”
  • “Sparring partner huh? I think I can take you.”
  • “Me? I’m not anyone particularly special.”
  • “Haven’t heard of you whatsoever.”
  • “I’ve known you for five minutes and I think we’re already friends.”
  • “You and me are gonna get along great.”
  • “This is absolutely not working out.”
  • “Clearly there needs to be some ground rules established.”
  • “You’re going to be my sparring partner?”
  • “You know what? I like you.”
  • “Not working out. Nope.”
  • “I’m sorry but looking at you doesn’t scream ‘fighter’ to me.”
  • “I really hope you can make a better second impression.”
  • “You get one more shot. I hope it will change my mind.”
  • “I’m here to apologize about before… can we try again?”
  • “Well this is certainly… incredibly interesting. Nice to meet you.”
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* .  ♡  sentence  starters  ft.  nbc’s:  this  is  us  |  part one.

MAY HAVE BEEN EDITED FOR CLARITY / FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS.

  • ❝ you’re the only good thing in my life. ❞
  • ❝ i had this whole dream life that i envisioned for myself. ❞
  • ❝ give me the magic phrase to say, to make you feel better and i’ll say it. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t just want you to believe it. i want you to know it. ❞
  • ❝ there is not a single day that goes by where i don’t think of what i’ve lost. ❞
  • ❝ i took the sourest lemon that life has to offer and turned it into something resembling lemonade. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll make you a bigger laughingstock than you already are. ❞
  • ❝ i care what everyone thinks. you know that. ❞
  • ❝ truth is, i never thought i’d have anything to care about again.   ❞
  • ❝ i need to know that i can move forward. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t know if you have some problem with that arrangement, but also, i don’t really care. ❞
  • ❝ i did everything wrong by you. and you’ve done everything right. ❞
  • ❝ i should’ve been there. and i’m going to be there, okay? ❞
  • ❝ your enemies will see you exactly as you want to be seen. ❞
  • ❝ what happens when you die? uh, is.. you die. ❞
  • ❝ you do that a lot. doubt yourslef.  ❞
  • ❝ they look at me like i’m a joke, right? which makes me start to think that i am a joke. ❞
  • ❝ i’m not gonna stand for anything changing between us. ❞
  • ❝ life is full of color. and we each get to come along and we add our own color to the painting.  ❞
  • ❝ people will die. in our lives, people that we love. in the future. maybe tomorrow. maybe years from now. ❞
  • ❝ there’s no dying. there’s no you or me or them. it’s just us.  ❞
  • ❝ it’s the only thing i have left. and at first i didn’t want to wear it. i wouldn’t even look at it, but now it’s all i have and i can’t take it off now. ❞
  • ❝ what am i doing? i’m supposed to be comforting you, not snotting all over you. ❞
  • ❝ what happened is my ___ died. and i hated them for it. ❞
  • ❝ i couldn’t eat for a month. and i used to wake myself up crying, so i could cry myself back to sleep again. ❞
  • ❝ why do you push all that away? you can’t just kill the feelings like they’re some creature you’re afraid of. ❞
  • ❝ that pain is apart of you. i can feel it. ❞
  • ❝ i need you to know something. i want you to stand out. ❞
  • ❝ that was a midlife crisis. but just a little one. ❞
  • ❝ you treated me like a dog. and just like a dog, i kept coming back again and again, just hoping for a scrap from you. ❞
  • ❝ there’s no one in this world i’d rather be too hot or too cold with. ❞
  • ❝ when you’re a grown up, you don’t have to do the stuff you hate. ❞
  • ❝ if i let up for a moment, i will remember that i am unwanted. and then what’ll happen to me? ❞
  • ❝ i know you’re making fun of her, alright? that’s not cool. ❞
  • ❝ that was real. those feelings were real and i know you know that. ❞
  • ❝ and it doesn’t shock me that you’re scared, right? you’re horrified and you’re trying to sabotage it. ❞
  • ❝ what might be worse than that, is that i’m not sure you’ve experienced anything real you’re entire life. ❞
  • ❝ you have robbed me of the feeling of trust. do you understand how that feels? ❞
  • ❝ as you get older, you might start to find that things get harder. ❞
  • ❝ that must have been incredibly lonely. ❞
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ UNCHARTED / THE LOST LEGACY ( PART THREE ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
  • “Hard to believe it’s real.”
  • “Imagine what it took to make this.”
  • “Did you bring the helicopter?”
  • “I guess we’re climbing.”
  • “They’re even more impressive up close.”
  • “You know, you keep asking me that.”
  • “It’ll save us both some time if you just assume it’s not safe.”
  • “It’s definitely not safe by that way.”
  • “I’ll come up, but only because you said please.”
  • “He’s more than happy to place them in your way.”
  • “That was the craziest thing I’ve ever done.”
  • “He doesn’t have the stones to climb up this high.”
  • “How do we get off this thing?”
  • “’Trebuchet’. Can’t you just say ‘catapult’ like a normal person?”
  • “Did you learn that in your military training?”
  • “I looked it up on Wikipedia. Like a normal person.”
  • “Sacrifice is the idea that our bodies are merely borrowed vehicles, and you’re returning it so that others might benefit.”
  • “It’s a lovely sentiment.”
  • “Just don’t get us killed.”
  • “They sent us on a fool’s errand.”
  • “This whole city was a decoy.”
  • “This is definitely not supposed to happen.”
  • “How the hell are we still alive?”
  • “It’s raw talent, and a little bit of luck.”
  • “That was awful.”
  • “I’m really embarrassed for you right now.”
  • “Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t there a huge waterfall here?”
  • “Sorry if I cut too close to the bone back there.”
  • “You two would’ve gotten on like a house on fire.”
  • “He was also a really stubborn dickhead.”
  • “None of this could have possibly gone unnoticed.”
  • “We should probably get out of here.”
  • “We don’t have time to play Marco Polo.”
  • “Dumb bastard didn’t give it up easily.”
  • “You take left, I take right.”
  • “There’s probably more where that came from.”
  • “At least we’re not in the line of fire.”
  • “Hopefully there’s another way out.”
  • “That thing carved on the floor –– what do you suppose it is?”
  • “I’d prefer being left to rot in a call to getting tortured.”
  • “You probably hired the wrong expert.”
  • “Those who would not fight had to be used to inspire those who would.”
  • “Let’s make this quick.”
  • “To rule a people, you must first sow chaos.”
  • “Take it easy. You’ve been out for almost half an hour.”
  • “I’ve had worse nights, believe me.”
  • “It’s good to have you back.”
  • “The glasses are to make him look harmless and smart.”
  • “I’m sure at one point he thought it was the right thing to do.”
  • “He’s kind of the reason we’re here in the first place.”
  • “You knew my history with him, and you dragged me into this anyway.”
  • “That’s not how I operate.”
  • “That’s exactly how your type operates.”
  • “To think I trusted you.”
  • “I was just waiting for the right time to tell you.”
  • “I better go after her.”
  • “This is what I get for being honest.”
  • “Glad I thought to pack painkillers.”
  • “At least I still got my dignity.”
  • “Can’t resist kicking the hornet’s nest, can you?”
  • “We’ll never get anywhere with these guys around.”
  • “You lied to my face.”
  • “I didn’t lie. I just left out that part.”
  • “Cards on the table. I need your help.”
  • “This is your idea of an apology?”
  • “We both have something to lose here, am I right?”
  • “Are you talking to me or the elephant?”
  • “I’m not very good at the whole people thing.”
  • “You’re a selfish dickhead.”
  • “You’re right. I am a selfish dickhead.”
  • “It’s good to hear you say it.”
  • “What happened with your father?”
  • “He was the guy who couldn’t walk away.”
  • “He was always onto something big.”
  • “This stupid thing is all I have left of him.”
  • “No wonder she was so distressed.”
  • “I get it. I’ve got my own shit to sort out as well.”
  • “If we accomplish nothing else today, at least we reunited a family.”
  • “Elephants are smaller than I remember.”
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