Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite glam, of most excellent glitter…

Alas, poor Yorick! You ended up as a cortado

you fuckin know it

When you say you play D&D

What people hear: I’m a gigantic fucking nerd

What you’re actually saying: I’m a gigantic fucking nerd with at least 3 friends that tolerate my presence on a weekly basis

rey: train me

luke: 

@elsinore-snores

Connect with Your Ancestors

A spell inspired by Coco!

This spell requires only one ingredient, and the rest is a combination of spirit/ancestor work and Pure Will ™️.

That ingredient is a marigold petal! Marigolds have a rich symbolism behind them, especially in Mexico, where they are used as an offering for the dead. They also represent joy, the Sun, and creativity.

It’s just a really nice flower.

Steps:

Fact: the popular Christmas story, ’T'was the Night Before Christmas’ states that the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring. This is inaccurate, as many bisexuals are often around the night before Christmas - it’s just that their invisibility means that nobody actually sees them, making them ideal helpers for Santa.

Bisexuelves

Forget gender, let’s date from both the naughty and nice lists.

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

let fat girls be princesses. let fat girls be goddesses draped in translucent gowns. let fat girls wear pastels and miniskirts and high-waisted shorts and crop tops. let fat girls wear leather boots and spike up their hair or shave it off completely. let fat girls be fat girls in their own way without any unnecessary limitations.

@commie-saskia

Confirmed:

Unconfirmed. It’s a heterosexual song 100%

I wrote it and I’m gay as hell lmao

how about maybe

the song is for anyone

because we’ve all been there, wanting someone who’s with or wanting someone else

No…. I wrote it… it’s for The Gays™️

i wish to disappear into an enchanted forest, full of faeries, roses and cherry trees.

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

@em–rambles

your daily reminder that Cyntoia Brown has to spend the holidays in prison because she defended herself from being raped at age 16. a petition was created that needs about 20k more signatures in order to bring more attention regarding a clemency to the Senator of Tennessee (where she is currently imprisoned). CYNTOIA BROWN NEEDS TO BE FREED. 

a little more about this story for those who aren’t aware. 

-Cyntoia Brown is now a 29 year old woman who is in federal prison for murder. Before the murder occurred, she was forced into human trafficking by an older man named “Cutthroat” at age 16 years old. She was repeatedly raped, beaten, and drugged by dozens of men everyday. 

-Cyntoia has faced sexual abuse throughout her childhood being that she has been in foster homes numerous times. 

-In 2004, She murdered a 43 year old realtor named Johnny Allen who would sexually exploit her. There’s no doubt 16 year old who has been sexually abused multiple times by older men felt threatened at the moment. Regardless of the situation, this is rape. Let me repeat this again for the future idiots who are gonna try to defend this man. What Johnny Allen did to Cyntoia Brown is rape. She was 16, he was 43. 

-In 2012, Cyntoia was sentenced to life in prison. The age she’s eligible for parole? 69 years old. She is now 29. If we don’t raise hell to the government of Tennessee, this woman might not get out until another 40 years. IF she is “eligible” for parole. 

Here is a list of congressional and senate contact information for the State of Tennessee. From contacting congresspeople to Senators, we can bring justice to this woman. 

There’s also a documentary about this case. 

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.