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@parakeeeet-blog1

she/they :•)
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some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

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There was a lesbian wedding that was just a huge con for the two women to steal a bunch of money from people that’ve never been to a lesbian wedding before and wanted to see one so they went to the first one in the area.

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“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”

“Comfortable hole, bye

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neilnevins

I had a dream that Nickelodeon had a 2 hour Roast of Butch Hartman special and they kept showing disclaimers at the end of every commercial break saying that this program would be the only time “fuck” was said on Nickelodeon

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jlaction

Sometimes you forget that Harley is a licensed Psychiatrist

Honestly the overwatch lore has gotten out of hand

i supposed it all began when; basically, i’m monkey.

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