A local newspaper got duped by fanart and reported that Pokemon Gun is coming to the switch  😂

Glamour~

power

Me: *has a praised kink*

Also me: can’t take compliments at all

THE SAGA CONTINUES

i love myself but i dont love me back

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.

GET THE SWORDS LADIES

Oh. Sometimes…plans go astray.

I WILL STAND BY THIS INCREDIBLE DELIVERY AND ANIMATION UNTIL THE DAY I FUCKING DIE

Especially because of the way that they positioned this entire scene. I mean… look at how the animators designed this. 

This movie is about wilful loss. 

Just… stay with me for a second on this one. Because Treasure Planet may be one of the only fucking movies I’ve ever seen that says losing may be the best and brightest option. 

You’ve got Jim, who’s emotionally tumbled up inside, chasing things just to feel anything, losing more and more of himself the farther he goes. He’s desperately searching for something metaphysical and losing miserably, and so he decides instead to try and look for a treasure, wondering if maybe a tangible goal could fulfill him. 

And then you have Silver, who we’re not yet sure of emotionally, but physically, he embodies the idea of accidental loss- where he’s lost parts of himself trying to find something material. Obsessing over things and objects and, in return, failing. He decides to give it another go, trying to steal a ship and take a crew and eventually succeed in hoarding the largest treasure the galaxy had ever seen.

Then the physical and the metaphysical meet. And they sit. And they talk. And, on a single trip on a single boat, they find what they need. 

And they find it in losing. 

Silver gives up treasure. 

Jim gives up trying to earn a lost fathers pride. 

And it’s only by giving up their goals that they can find new ones. 

I’m not saying that this movie promotes giving up dreams. Far from it. This movie, instead, promotes the wonderful and delicate idea that if we push ourselves onto dreams, we’re likely to lose them and, in return, lose ourselves. 

It’s the things that we allow to happen to us, when we let ourselves to be vulnerable, that truly change us and make us whole. 

Fucking superb you funky little space drama. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE @yoursassyteacher

THANK YOU BESTIE 💖💖💖

ok hear me out guys

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

I’m so tired of breaking myself into bite sized pieces

Stay whole and let them choke.

Mood.

My hot take on Amazon’s LotR bullshit is that it’s gonna try to be a game of thrones 2 because that’s gonna end soon all the got fans are gonna migrate to amazon to watch this show that’s also fantasy with many seasons. It’s about Aragorn right? R they spread Aragorn over 5 seasons. I think it’s still too early for speculation. Whatever direction it goes in i just really got squint eyes at the bottom line is always money and it makes sense to do it now to piggy back off game of thrones since it’s still fresh but the competition will be gone.

Right to the conspiracies. I really do hope it will turn out dope tho and true to Tolkien’s style, kinda replying to one of yous

What’s u guyses thoughts?

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

why have i never known about orange

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.