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From I want you to want me by AmyCarey

The steps are icy and Emma Swan isn’t looking where she’s going. She slips, trips, falls into Regina Mills. 

Textbooks skate in several directions. Advanced Organic Chemistry narrowly misses an innocent squirrel. “Watch where you’re going!” Regina snaps.

“I had the right of way, princess,” Emma replies. 

Regina’s designer jeans now have a hole in the knee. Emma holds out a hand, which is cruelly rebuffed, with Regina instead pushing herself up and wincing as she gingerly steps forward on a twisted ankle. “You’re an idiot,” she says, eyebrows furrowing and mouth scrunched into a fist, “and I’ll destroy you if you ever come near me again.

You can find I want you to want me and other SwanQueen stories in the second volume of SQ Zine: The Silver Screen HERE: https://sqzine.bigcartel.com/

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Indulge me, friends, because I’m curious. What’s the first piece of queer fiction* you ever consumed? Mine was Mistress of Dragons, a lesbian fantasy novel I definitely should not have read at age 10 that I checked out of the library because it had a dragon on the cover

*by this I mean it has canonically (in text, not word of god) queer characters (who aren’t a walking gay best friend stereotype) who impact the plot, NOT just subtext or characters with less than a handful of lines

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Anonymous asked:

Hiya,

How have you been doing recently?

Professionally solid, personally emotionally wrecked. Hbu.

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Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier

Superhero: Ever since I lost my wife, I swore I would push myself to become the greatest hero the city has ever seen.
Voice from the crowd: Still not taking you back, Jared.
Superhero: WELL FUCK YOU TOO STACY.
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Definitely have harped on this A LOT already, but since that post is still getting some notes.

One of the number one things that makes the message of the hmc film so inferior to the book is that Sophie considers herself ugly/plain. And how Howl reacts to her appearance.

Sophie in the book is pretty and she knows it. This is a BURDEN for her, because she feels the eyes on her. Men scare her. People judge what she does. When she becomes old, she is now beneath notice, and this frees her to act however she wants, and it frees her from worrying about the attentions of men. But the thing is—it turns out she is not beneath notice. Howl falls in love with her despite being an old woman. He does know she’s actually young, and he does wonder about what she might look like, but he very clearly falls in love with her while she is an OLD woman and he has no idea what she might look like (besides a guess).

In the film, she believes herself plain. Instead of it being about anxiety and the male gaze (things many women can relate to) it instead becomes about... body image. Many women can also relate to this, but it feels like very low hanging fruit for a story a man writes about a woman. Ah, it’s about a woman, so she must consider herself ugly, so the romantic attention of a man will Fix That Right Up. It’s like that One Direction song. You might even say that Sophie is longing for some male gaze. On TOP of that, we see that Howl remarks that she’s beautiful when she turns back to her young self, and recoils when she goes back to being old. Not encouraging.

Overall the film feels like the kind of story a man would think a woman would relate to, while the book is a story clearly written by a woman for women. In the film, the attention of a man fixes things (or at least is generally a pleasant interaction). In the book, the attention of a man (and her own romantic feelings) REMAIN something uncomfortable and difficult for her. That is a much bolder choice, imo.

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Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

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movie concept

a normal college boy is dating a mysterious, ethereal girl who goes to his school. they’re in love and appear to be happy. as February break approaches (this is in Massachusetts), she invites him to come visit her family at the isolated island commune where she grew up

he comes, but starts to get nervous when they reach the commune and there’s just. clear documentary evidence of human sacrifice everywhere. like summer camp-style photos on the walls of the main dining hall labeled “MIDWINTER RITE 2015″ with the charred remains of a wicker man in the background. finally, unable to take the stress anymore, he confronts his girlfriend-

-who tells him that no, there’s no secret festival going on. she just brought him home to meet her family because she loves him. she’s actually kind of offended he asked.

and the whole rest of the movie is a black comedy exploring the everyday life of a bog-standard Creepy Pagan Commune™ when they’re NOT ritualistically killing people, as the hapless boy tries to get back into his girlfriend’s good graces

[LUNA pushes TODD away from her, disgusted]

LUNA: Oh my god, that’s- that’s so rude! Do I call your family a “creepy folk horror murder cult?”

TODD: But you murder people! You do! There’s a fucking skull on your childhood bed, for god’s sake!

[beat]

LUNA, beginning to sniffle: Are you…insulting Mr. Boney?!

Soundtrack is by Flight of the Concords doing a Decemberists impression.

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