You can’t say “nya” ironically. You may intend to say it ironically, but once the word actually passes your lips it retroactively becomes sincere. There’s no going back.

dutch: Arthur you’re back early

arthur: bayou’s haunted

dutch: what

arthur: [cocks gun] bayou’s haunted

no i will not be accepting criticism

Crowley x Aziraphale snog

B-day gift for @drunken-pilot  ♥

David Tennant and Michael Sheen discuss their favorite (and least favorite) costumes from Good Omens episode 3′s cold open

Gav: h-

The rest of the crew, immediately:

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

he thicc🍑🥵🔥

man im all over the place today

[original] by @mysillycomics

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

what if 😱 we kissed 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 at the area 51 raid 🥴👩‍🚀👽🥰

these man is named instagram

he came out of the lab that the chainsmokers came out of