Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

EVERYBODY WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

If I ever need something to cheer me up, I watch this video. Always brings a smile to my face

Found these on Pinterest and can’t stop laughing.

Hannibal (2013-2015)

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

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For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

THIRD BASE

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

That animatronic video is great for people who may not be as familiar with the game of baseball, too. The different positions, and such.

I wouldn’t even call this a bit, it’s more of an art piece really.

The way this lined up so many references I know feels like some bullet bending nonsense.

Dean and his ADHD

I saw this post and had to make one for Destiel

The Fallen Wolves Brotherhood - Part Eight

Series Summary: Lori "Babycakes" Tate swore she would never date a biker but when her life is in danger, she is put under the protection of a small club known as The Fallen Wolves Brotherhood. She suddenly finds herself attracted to not one, but five bikers.

A reverse harem, biker AU.

Part Eight Summary: Things between Sy and Lori heat up.

Pairing: Captain Syverson x OFC, Walter Marshall x OFC, Mike x OFC, Geralt x OFC, August Walker x OFC

Word Count: Approx. 3.8k

Warnings:

Series Warnings: Reverse harem, age gap (OFC 23, ages range from 23 to mid 40s), oral sex (male and female receiving), unprotected p in v sex, anal sex, group sex, masturbation, praise kink, mentions of body fluids, drug use, recreational drinking, sex work, criminal activities, mention of death, violence, use of weapons, mentions of war, mentions of abuse, angst, fluff, probably a lot more that I will add as they come up.

Part Eight Warnings: Smut, fingering, (female receiving), oral sex (m and f receiving), unprotected p in v sex, dirty talk, praise kink, some possessive thoughts, some fluff, some angst. (I think thats it.)

Authors Note: Thanks as always to my lovely BBFs (Best Beta's forever) @henryobsessed and @nashibirne Thanks also to @radiantheartbeat for giving parts of this chapter an edit. I really struggled getting this right and I'm still not 100% sure about it. I like it mostly, there are parts I love, but I think some parts are a bit clunky. Although it's beta'd and edited in some parts, I ultimately edited it, so all mistakes are my fault and I've looked at this so often now that I'm probably overlooking a lot of stuff so I apologise for that. I really hope you enjoy it and I also wanted to apologise for the wait.

Divider made by me. Edited by me, there will be errors.

Masterlist

Parts Masterlist

Part Seven Part Nine

Syverson

I'm a little in loss of words except maybe

Ajsjsjdkdkakfkgl 🫠

That was incredibly hot, and I absolutely loved that I got to see this through Sy's pov 😍

CASTIEL: *stares at Dean*

DEAN WINCHESTER: Well, Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that, I got laid.

CASTIEL: *stares harder*

Jfc Georgia

#is catherine tate going to be in the unit spin-off???

Like, I'm not gonna tell anyone where their personal boundaries ought to lie, but if you can't deal with sibling incest, gothic horror is maybe not the right genre for you. Incest and cannibalism as signifiers of moral degeneration are kind of the genre's whole deal. I'm not defending that, I'm just pointing out that if you're gonna keep on coming back to gothic horror media and being surprised when somebody ends up fucking their sister every single time it happens, what we have on our hands is a failure of pattern recognition.

#in a comedy somebody is gonna suffer improbable misfortunes #in an action movie somebody is gonna get into fistfights on top of moving trains #and in gothic horror somebody is gonna shtoink blood relatives and eat human flesh #this is not rocket science

Duality of the Time Lord