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me, any time klaus is on-screen: WHERE'S BEN
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okdeaky-blog

my thoughts on umbrella academy netflix version

  • number five: the best boyfriend jawline material ever
  • ben: my baby boy is a hentai character
  • klaus: my gay boyfriend is the coolest person and must be protected
  • vanya: i relate with my girl and she deserves the best
  • allison: not my best but ok i don’t like rumors
  • diego: the character development was WOW my boy deserved better and the stutter melted my cold heart
  • luther: fuck off m8

gerard way always finds a way to amaze me??

no pun intended

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rosielv

my favorite (basically all of them) klaus lines, ep. 1

  • “remember how he used to look at us? that scowl? thank christ he’s not our real father so we couldn’t inherit those cold, dead eyes. ahh! number three!”
  • a: “is that my skirt?” k: “what? oh! yeah, this. i found it in your room. it’s a little dated, i know. but it’s very breathy on the… bits.”
  • [gurgling] “ahh! quelle surprise!”
  • “i cant just call dad in the afterlife and be like, “dad, could you just, stop playing tennis with hitler for a moment and take a quick call?’”
  • “okay well sorry i’m just gonna go murder mom, i’ll be right back.”
  • “listen up old man. you know, if i was murdered and one of my sons- adopted sons!- happened to be able to commune with the dead, i might think about, [laughing] i don’t know, i don’t know, manifesting! do the whole big angry ghost lecture. tell everyone who done it, and find eternal peace. eternal peace… is probably overrated!”
  • “out of the way!” [tries to stop a temporal anomaly/black hole with a fire extinguisher]
  • “i vote for running! c’mon!”
  • 5: “the future. it’s shit by the way.” k: “called it!”
  • [luther and diego fighting] “hit him! hit him!”
  • a: “dad hated caffeine.” k: “well he hated children too and he had plenty of us.”
  • “i feel like we should try and stop him… but then again i kinda wanna see what happens.”
  • “hey! diego! y’know, every time i close my eyes, i see a diaretic hippo about to shit on my face! it’s terrifying!” [closes eyes] “no!”
  • “yoo hoo, diego! hate to rush you through any kind of brooding moment you may be having, but come on man we’re starving! [to ben] i’m craving… eggs. no! it’s too late for eggs. waffles? you like waffles, right? of course you do, everyone likes waffles. diego! thank you for joining us, we decided on- drum roll- waffles!”
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latinposeidon

Ships after watching UA:

Klaus/happiness

Vanya/violin

Five/a good therapist

Ben/life

Diego/anyone with a knife collection

Allison/family counselling

Luther/a foot up his ass

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mahaloapollo

the most unrealistic thing about the umbrella academy is ellen page looking like That™ and not being gay

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thesevenumbrellas
Vanya: I was locked in a prison for a few days!!
Klaus: I was repeatedly locked in a mausoleum lol isn’t life crazy?
Vanya: I was never accepted as part of the family!
Klaus: literally no one noticed I was kidnapped, tortured, and then sent back through time.
Vanya: Allison thinks my boyfriend is evil for some reason!
Klaus: Also when I mention these things to my brothers they brush it off.
Vanya: Dad even forced me to take personality altering drugs to stop my powers!
Klaus: fuck can I have some? My meth stopped working at 13.
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kitvalkyrie

Maybe that’s why they have so much bad luck, because they keep opening umbrellas indoors

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latinposeidon

UA season 2 could literally be 10 hours of just Klaus dancing around in the towels and headphones and not noticing all the insane dangerous shit going on around him and I would still watch it all

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