i forgot to show this here lol
surreal scene of me stopping while i was on a google search for rare religious icons cause a horse was walking outside my window
let me tell you who i am again
No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
old lady that needs attention all the time
my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste
INCREDIBLE take. girl what
Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
that datamined karlach design…..
serf: 🫱🌾🌾
lord: and the rest?
serf: apologies, my lord. a rot spread o'er much of the barley
lord: a feeble excuse for such a paltry cum
serf: ..my lord?
lord: has this rot spread to your ears as well?
advisor: (leans in and whispers)
lord: 😳
serf: may i lea-
advisor: his grace will be shooting you with crossbows
we often talk about the unemployed vibe but what about the single vibe. like i get shocked when i'm going tru someone's profile and they mention a partner. you post like someone who hasn't felt the touch of another human being in years
i don’t care that something good happened to you it should have happened to my tumblr mutual ive talked to like 5 times
medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on
gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
