Hey Mako, did ya' hear about th' rabbit that bit it’s owner? Guess ya' could say it was a bad hare day!
“Hehe. That’s cute.”
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CALLOUT POST FOR MATOI RYUKO AND MANKANSHOKU MAKO:
- They’re both a two for one pain in my ass.
- Need to be stopped.
- Could someone fetch them a room please?
- Mankanshoku is a coincidental smartass,
- Matoi is done with life.
- They need to let me meme and pun in peace.
- I am a innocent man.
- AND, WORST OF ALL, THEY’RE OUTSMARTING ME AT PUNS AND INSULTS!
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horosuru
❛ Sheesh—how can ya’ just throw me under th’ bus like that Mako? And here I thought we were friends… ❜
“There’re only airborne trams and private jets in Honnouji, Ryuuko-chan. There’s no bus to throw you under!”
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mendoukote
❛ Shit, you’re right! I’ve disgraced my own kind! I apologize, Mankanshoku! Allow me to correct my mistake:
Oooh. OOOOH. OOOOOOOOOO. ❜
You know, for a man who’s been dubbed ‘The Monkey’, you would think he would be better at mimicking the sounds a monkey actually makes.
“Teehee. Sanageyama-senpai is a weirdo.”
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you wound me mako
“A monkey screamed so loud in my ears, I think I’ve gone deaf!”
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mendoukote
❛ Mankanshoku? What in the hell is a Mankanshoku? Nope, never heard or seen a Mankanshoku. Whatever it is, it sounds like quite the underachiever though. ❜
“Oh, does everyone hear that? I know that Honnouji’s a zoo, but, never did I think I’d hear actual, real monkeys! Chimp chimp, weewee, ooh oh!! Uwah, hear it yell and scream!”
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mendoukote
❛ Ah. I see. I see it perfectly now, in-fact.
…nyaaaaahhhhhhh! With me now, Mankanshoku! NYAAHHHHHHH! ❜
“But why would I nyah with a monkey!? Monkeys don’t go nyah! They make, like, ooh oh sounds! Squeaky sounds!”
“’Ryuuko-chan? Sanageyama-senpai? Nah, I’ve never heard of ‘em!”
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mendoukote
❛ …you mean like, nya? ❜
“No! Wrong, ‘s like, ‘nyah’! Nyaaaahhhhhh!”
“NYANAYANYNYANYANYA!!!!????”
when i am with you, there’s no place i’d rather be! ♫ ind. mako mankanshoku written by el!
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horosuru
❛ Hang in there Mako! You’ll be Makoin’ like Mako soon enough, just hold out a little longer for th’ Mako, Mako! Believe in th’ Ryuko who believes in you and we’ll pierce these heavens or however that whole thing goes——! ❜
“WYUUKO-CHAN! I’m gonna fly! I’m gonna become the Ultimate, but Mako don’t wanna be the ultimate, Oh my God! I wanna believe in me toOOoOOOO!!!!??”
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horosuru
❛ Oh crap! It’s Mako Time! Quick Mako—we have ta’ get Mako and put Mako over where th’ Makos are at before it’s too late ta’ Mako, Mako! ❜
“OhOoOoUUu!! Beebeep! You’re going too fast, Ryuuko-chan! Mako can’t Mako hard enough! Psshhhhhhhh,” steam it up, son, “I’m gonna melt! I’m transcending, Ryuuko-chan! HiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiii!!??”
“y’all know what time it is!”
