O U T O B O T ! IM WHEEZING!

Optimus Prime: If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be them in the future 

 Starscream: Megatron LMAOO. Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons LMAOOOO!!!😭😭😭

Perceptor: Brainstorm, we have to respect women! Brainstorm: *inhale*I F S H E B R E A T H E S S H E A T H O T

Ah yes. If it isn't Soundwave and Shattered Glass Soundwave

Christ descends upon the robot fuckers

Anyone: *sneezes* Starscream: Did I mention that I personally terminated the Autobot, Cliffjumper ?

At first it was cute and then… Junk rat happened.

What a monster

Megatron: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? 

Starscream: Yes, my lord 

Megatron: I was hula hooping. Optimus and I attend a class both for fitness and for fun

 Starscream: Oh my god 

Megatron: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle 

Starscream: Why are you telling me this?

Megatron: Because no one will ever believe you 

Starscream: You sick son of a bitch.

Zarya: I'm a champion weightlifter and that's what inspired my summer costume- Sombra: i LikE SNoRKeL *turns invisible* (LOUD SCHWAPSCHAWPSCWAP AS SHE RUNS AWAY)

When you’re stressed/angry/sad people say drink some water, well now I’m stressed/angry/ sad and I have to pee

Did I save this picture or did this picture save me ?

Lines used for comedy relief suddenly being used to break our hearts is why I stay up at night.

So I tried to teach my friend about transformers but the only thing I managed to teach her was that "SHOCKWAVE IS THE ONE WITH THE TITTY, SOUNDWAVE IS THE ONE WITH BABIES"

When Megatron has fallen but you're still not leader of the Decepticons