Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence

You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

I’m not good with people.

I never have been. I’ve tried, but I’ve never been good with people. I’m always saying the wrong thing, and usually I don’t know what the wrong thing was until a lot later, until I’m thinking about what I said. In the town I grew up in, I was known for being simple.

I don’t think I am, but I understand why they think that- I’m not good at making the words in my head match the words I say.

But I am good with animals. Always have been. Lots of people are, I’m not special, or anything. Mam taught me.

Animals speak their own language, and it’s a lot simpler to figure out. They’re not people, they don’t understand us. A lot of people who are bad at animals expect that. They think an animal should understand them perfectly. They think animals have human impulses, human urges, a human understanding of the world.

And they don’t.

Oh sunk-cost fallacy, we're really in it now. We are in fact so really in it that if we quit now then everything we did would have all been for nothing and so we have to keep going in

i’m starting a collection

the collection grows!!!!!

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

I’m crying this person is so hot

The most powerful man on earth

whoever’s silent hill this is has really weird stupid sins

Don’t tell me “go big or go home” because I WILL go home

I would, in fact, like nothing better than to go home, actually

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

Tumblr rn

when ur mutual hasn't opted in yet

pov: you are on tumblr today

WE BOOPIN'???

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

you’re never gonna believe this…