happy Mother’s Day to these two queens
I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats
so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what i’m saying. and then comes 28
amen brother…
once again in awe at your amazing cosplays 😭 how long do you take to make one? i swear everytime i see you you have two more whole new cosplays
thank you!! and it varies, typically it takes 3 weeks to just over a month per costume, but work has been completely running me ragged so i doubt i can keep up that pace anymore 😵💫
my record/shortest time on a costume is 12 days for nekomancer:
i have a tie for the longest, but who thats for probably isnt a surprise haha. It's a tie between Lif, Karna, Hypnos, and Aether. i think it's interesting that lif, hypnos and karna all happened back to back!! Each of these took around 2 months.
thinking about creatures.
look at this thing
Same animal (Kuhli Loach)
Same animal (Ball Python)
Same animal (Leopard Gecko)
Same animal (Hammerhead Flatworm)
Same Animal (Musa acuminata)
they should come up with a positive snake that does something good when it bites you. so it's not just venom every time
nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.
hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
Tiny gnat, abandoned by her lover, dramatically throwing herself into the fanta orange sea
*tiny gnat voice* is this the real life... is it just fanta sea
the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
obsessed with this crawfish that crawled onto land just to attack a teenager trying to exercise
i'm no snitch
posted this in january and it's april now. he is thriving! and no longer in witness protection
i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"
TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH
this is next level
20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.
At the club checkin my tumblr notes
you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012
this website's hate mail game is insane
everyone remembers the reply but no one remembers the bombshell it was attached to