This one had twitter in tears so I thought I’d devastate Tumblr too.

I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

“there is only one gender… iguana”

Attached image is a cartoon iguana surfing with a speech bubble

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

We ❤️ short kings here

Face of pure devastation and of a man questioning absolutely everything

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

A kitchen is a research lab for new ways to say I love you

Well now that you put it like that

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

Propaganda:

Ricardo Ortega: Vote Ricardo Ortega because if you genuinely want the sexy man (gn) truth, you already know who it is. Everything else is deluding yourself.

Elena Ortega: Everybody loves a milf! Elena Ortega is the mother of the hottest Los Diablos' resident. Those genes had to come from somewhere.

need me a man who is WET and PATHETIC

Reblog my poll boy 🫵🏻

~It Rain Ashes On Golgotha~

Illustration based on @harmonization ‘s stunning and wonderful fic !! If you haven’t read it, I encourage you to do it! Harmony has one of my fav writing style ever and she deserves all the support and love of the world <3

chronic fatigue from mental illness and neurodivergency isn't something you can just will your way out of. your nervous system is part of your body. your brain is an organ. the fatigue is real. you're not lazy. so be kinder to yourself. be gentler with your bodymind.

guy talking to a polycule: so which one of you is the tank and which one is the healer and which is the DPS?