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[ASK BOX: OPEN] [COMMISIONS: OPEN]+++ A little trashcan on fire where I reblog stuff, draw stuff and write stuff related to these evil dorks! +++ 90% of this blog is for my main AU "Hades's Mansion of Villains" mixed up in between more general stuff, but still related to the Disney and Pixar Villains!+++ Interacts from "sugar-fueled-gremlin"
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General Headcanons for “Hades’s Mansion of Villains”

Summary: “Hades, fed up with being alone, decided to invite his homies to live with him on his mansion, but little did he know that when you place the nastiest people that ever lived on one place, some crazy shenanigans are bound to happen.”

About the world: 

-First of all, the story setting is in a little pocket universe named “Disneyville”. It’s about the size of a large city, with a big marketplace (called “Downtown”) at the exact center, houses and apartment buildings at the surroundings and big regions of dangerous forests that extend to the farest limits of the town.

- Disneyville is used as a convergence point for all the worlds inhabited by Disney/Pixar characters and can be easily entered by the use of portals and carriages implemented by King Mickey. But it’s not only a hang-out spot, beacuse DIsneyville also serves as a place to contain all the villlains and antagonists.

-The villains were either resurrected or captured and then placed inside of the town. Mickey and some of the most optimistic heroes thought it would be a better way to “reform” them instead of just letting them rot in whatever hell they ended up after their defeats.

-There isn’t a magical barrier that inhibits them from leaving the town, but there is one that senses when a villain or a henchmen has left. This is possible thanks to a magical “tag” that was placed over them shortly after they were brought into the town and warns the good magical users when one of the bad guys has escaped the town.

-Everyone’s powers and magical abilities have been mellowed down by Mickey so that way it’s not that easy for them to organize and succeed on an attack without getting caught. Believe me, they’ve tried.

-The bad guys can move with relative freedom in Disneyville, and go to events, get jobs, open business, etc.. But life’s still harsh for them since they are mostly treated like outcast. They claim that they don’t care about this and they mostly don’t, but they have to admit that maintaining an honest job is even more difficult when you are recognized as a criminal.

-The town is not entirely inhabitaded by villains however, since a large number of goood or neutral characters have decided to move to the “big city”. Mickey even enocourages this often, saying that the villains could use more positive influence around the town.

-All of them can speak English thanks to the magic that surrounds the town, but can still speak other languajes if they desire to do so. 

-Somehow they are aware of the existence of the movies/shows they star in and some have even seen them. They don’t like to think about it too much about that beacuse ✨existencial crisis✨ but will reference it often.

Important locations 

- Mystiriódis Manor, otherwise known as “The Mansion”: An old, eerie property located in the outskirts of town, partly hidden by the dense trees of the Gloom Forest. The house is owned by Hades, who had been using it mostly to get away from the Underworld during his free days until he decided to invite some of the villains to live there with him.

-Slim-McLeach Farm: No one is sure how they managed to get the property and the cattle, but now they are among the main providers of dairy and beef in Disneyville. The farm is located not very far away from Mystiriódis Manor, so Slim and McLeach often go to visit.

-Gloom Forest: A dark forest filled with both regular and exotic creatures. It is rumored that Shan Yu and the Headless Horseman both prowl around the place at night.

-Jolly Roger Dinner: A little pirate-themed dinner co-owned by Captain Hook and John Long Silver.

-House of Mouse: The most exclusive club in Disneyville, open only by invitation to heroes, sidekicks, villains, henchmen to hang-out for a while.

Who lives on the mansion 

  1. Hades
  2. Maleficent
  3. Ursula
  4. Yzma
  5. Cruella de Vil
  6. Madame Medusa
  7. Gaston
  8. William Clayton
  9. Jafar
  10. Captain Hook
  11. Dr. Facilier
  12. Scar
  13. Shere Khan
  14. Zira
  15. Claude Frollo
  16. Professor Padriac Ratigan
  17. King Candy AKA Turbo

Henchmen

  1. Kronk
  2. Iago
  3. Diablo
  4. Pain and Panic
  5. Flotsam and Jetsam
  6. Facilier’s Shadows, often nicknamed “Fantome” (espectre or shadow in French)
  7. Mr. Smee

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Important links to check

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VK Cove AU: Another Disney Villain AU I have that’s basically HMOV but it’s mostly focused on my fan kids for the villains and their shenenigans.

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About the author

Adrian -- 19 years old -- she/he -- interacts from @sugar-fueled-gremlin 

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Anonymous asked:

Are you still writing 'hades's mansion of villains'?

I'm sorry but nop :(

I have a very basic structure of some chapters but that's about it to be honest...

I wanted the first chapter to be a vague little prologue of when all the villains were in the Underworld, maybe I'll get around to publish what I have who knows.

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm so happy to see your requests are open, I loved your Maleficent x shy reader hcs and I would love more for her. Can I request Maleficent x touch starved reader headcanons, where the reader is uncomfortable being touched at first bc she isn't used to it, then realizes she's starved for it and starts to crave it? Thank you <3

Good Evening Anon, please accept this humble offering! Love me some denial and a crumbling will when it comes to touch starved shenanigans, y'know?

PSA I can never remember whether it's Diaval or Diablo for the name of her raven, but Diaval sounds cooler. Regardless this is very much meant to be the animated original 1950's Maleficent, not the live action - no hate to it just not my cup of tea. Though it can probably be read either way so if you prefer live acton then power to you m'lord.

Maleficent x TouchStarved!Reader
  • Ah yes, her favourite game.
  • Her fingers are cold, and her nails thick like the claws they’re pretending not to be. The way you jolt at even the slightest contact is a facinating little game to her and Diaval.
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Heyo! Just checking in to ask if you're ok? Not seen you around much and miss you on my dash. Have a good one! 💜

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Hello!! I'm okay, don't worry :3

I've just been jumping between different fandoms lately (mainly JJBA and Stardew Valley) and, while the Disney Villains still have a place in my heart, I don't feel inspired to write or draw for this blog like I used to ;;-;;

Thank you for checking up on me! I miss you too <3

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Anonymous asked:

The fates counted the day for how long King Charles will live so they could see his ass beat up by his ex wife.

Lachesis: How long has he been king since the Queen died?

Clotho: 113 days

Atropos: Can’t he just die already? Lady Di is waiting for him in the boxing ring and I call dip on the front seat!

422*, sorry anon 😭 but anyways they would totally root for Princess Di

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