ffxiv characters as hostile_goose tweets
Warrior of Light: im physically incapable of anything but a blank stare
Minfilia: getting real tired of occupying a physical form
Louisoix: designing larger, more powerful clone of myself to thrust my spirit into
Thancred: ILL FUCK EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IF I HAVE TO
Yda: Squat game immaculate
Papalymo: we are but stars. wait for me, demising flares
Y'shtola: cat born without eyelids gets a second chance. maybe there is hope for me.
Alphinaud: I just feel like everyone cherishes me but no one respects me
Alisaie: seems like just yesterday i was in kindergarten, now im at college. soon ill be dead :)
Tataru: i need $80
Krile: the reason you're here is to expand what you know and to see how your ideas work with other ideas. also to fuck the shit out of each other
Urianger: You read books? I fuck books
Moenbryda: why
G'raha Tia: took a nap now I don’t know where I am
Yugiri: i dream of.. one day… being mammalian
Gosetsu: where are my sandals
Cid Garlond: bleep bloop motherfuckers let's get this future thing going
Nero tol Scaeva: dont like ambient music. prefer listening to machinery churning, grinding, releasing plumes of toxic gas. love the sound of progress
Gaius van Baelsar: there’s nothing wrong with hate. if you dont hate then you dont truly love something. without hate there is no love
Nael van Darnus: WE DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE MOON
Varis zos Galvus: i am goose, king of kings look on my works ye mighty and go fuck yourself
Aymeric: 75,000 followers, 0 father
Haurchefant: Good morning gentle stallions. Do good things on this great day.
Estinien: yeah i got kik. kik you in the head ugly ass motherfucker
Ysayle: always consider the possibility and high probability that your entire perception can be misguided and false
Edmont: ive done something horrible.. she’s pregnant
Kan-E-Senna: Life is kinda like a salad but a lot less healthy; a leafy chewing experience that you die from
Merlwyb: FIGHT YA OWN BATTLES
Nanamo Ul Namo: not tall enough to reach the webcam for skype
Raubahn: i used to have arms
Lolorito: I eat money but only because it makes me look cool and fresh in front of the teenagers smoking weed at my park.
Ilberd: imagine being obsessed with a country. itd probably be something like being a failure in the eyes of your mediocre parents
Lahabrea: everything decaying. i got that apocalyptic swag
Elidibus: Cum on the void