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Send me one pro and one con you could see with fighting my character.
(Let’s face it the sex one was getting a little old)
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“Very true.” Enyo stated, nudging the body with her foot. “Such a shame. He was pretty good. Not that good, though, obviously.”
He laughed at that, trying hard not to stare at the stranger. He was slowly getting used to strange things happening in the countryside, but an odd woman appearing after a battle couldn’t be good.
“You don’t get as old as I am without learning how to keep people from killing you.”
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Using the new GIF function, search your faceclaim and post the first gif that shows up
"I think that guard you killed had a family." Enyo didn't seem all that concerned, however. (Take your pick of samurai)
Sanjuro stood back up, straightening himself without speaking at first.
“That’s the curse of war, everyone has a family.”
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"You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."
"let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."
"I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."
"so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."
"we're gonna be late for anime school!"
"I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"
"WHAT'S UP SLUTS. GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!"
"(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."
"oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
"this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
"look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."
"let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."
"homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."
"It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"
"Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."
"Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."
"Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."
"I'VE GOT MACE!"
"Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"
"you took the fall for me and I said thank you."
"I went to jail!"
"I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"
"I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
"I think that guard you killed had a family!"
"look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."
"BITCH GET IN THE POOL!"
"that's how they do it in Austrailia."
"20 bucks on jabber jaws."
"hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"
"I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."
"Neither one of them even died!"
"they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."
"I have to tumblr this!"
"a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."
"I ship them! and them!"
"they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"
"hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
"so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"
"I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."
"do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."
"If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."
"Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."
"'sup bitches!~"
"aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"
"get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."
"Remember, snitches get stitches!"
"shut up you're high as balls!"
"you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."
"right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"
"coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."
"good thing I wore my Heelys."
"he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"
"Come on let me get those digits baby!"
"It should be illegal to be that fine!"
"oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."
"this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."
"I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."
"Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."
"your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."
"the fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanityAND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN'T PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTION BAFFLES THE MIND."
"I want that boy to be my bride!"
"Pilates will do that man, works your core."
"what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"
"wow you sure said that."
"WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."
"One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."
"So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"
"well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."
"I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."
"I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."
"SHE'S A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!"
"hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"
❛ take a break. ❜
Afro nodded at the other, but didn’t put his sword away. He wasn’t one to take breaks, mostly out of habit since he’s always being attacked.
“hmph.”
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HAMILTON : AN AMERICAN MUSICAL → STARTERS
- ❛ he was longing for something to be a part of. ❜
- ❛ and the world is gonna know your name. ❜
- ❛ there’s a million things i haven’t done, but just you wait. ❜
- ❛ you never learned to take your time. ❜
- ❛ talk less…smile more. ❜
- ❛ who’s the best? c’est moi! ❜
- ❛ the plan is to fan this spark into a flame. ❜
- ❛ i’m not throwing away my shot. ❜
- ❛ i may not live to see our glory, but i will gladly join the fight ! ❜
- ❛ they’ll tell the story of tonight. ❜
- ❛ tomorrow there’ll be more of us. ❜
- ❛ i’m looking for a mind at work. ❜
- ❛ look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now. ❜
- ❛ oh my god. tear this dude apart. ❜
- ❛ i will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love… ❜
- ❛ dying is easy, young man… living is harder. ❜
- ❛ then you walked in and my heart went ‘boom’! ❜
- ❛ you look at me and suddenly i’m helpless. ❜
- ❛ i am so into you. ❜
- ❛ i’m just saying if you really loved me, you would share him. ❜
- ❛ love doesn’t discriminate from the sinners and the saints. ❜
- ❛ i’m willing to wait for it. ❜
- ❛ i am the one thing in life i can control. ❜
- ❛ call me son one more time —…. ❜
- ❛ i don’t pretend to know the challenges you’re facing. ❜
- ❛ that would be enough. ❜
- ❛ and we could be enough. ❜
- ❛ let me a part of the narrative in the story they will write one day. ❜
- ❛ you have no control : who lives, who dies, who tells your story. ❜
- ❛ history has its eyes on you. ❜
- ❛ awesome. wow. ❜
- ❛ i’ll make the world safe and sound for you. ❜
- ❛ why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? ❜
- ❛ what’d i miss? ❜
- ❛ run away with us for the summer. ❜
- ❛ take a break. ❜
- ❛ well, hate the sin, love the sinner. ❜
- ❛ no one else was in the room where it happened. ❜
- ❛ and then we’ll teach them how to say goodbye. ❜
- ❛ we both know what we know. ❜
- ❛ i will choose her happiness over mine every time. ❜
- ❛ god, i hope you’re satisfied. ❜
- ❛ i saved every letter you wrote me. ❜
- ❛ you built me palaces out of paragraphs. ❜
- ❛ be careful with that one, love, he will do what it takes to survive. ❜
- ❛ when you were mine, the world seemed to burn. ❜
- ❛ the world has no right to my heart. ❜
- ❛ i hope that you burn. ❜
- ❛ everything is legal in new jersey… ❜
- ❛ i’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me. ❜
- ❛ it’s quiet uptown. ❜
- ❛ they are trying to do the unimaginable. ❜
- ❛ there are moments that the words don’t reach. ❜
- ❛ forgiveness. can you imagine? ❜
- ❛ i had only one thought before the slaughter. ❜
- ❛ i imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory. ❜
- ❛ what is a legacy? it’s planting seeds in a garden you will never see. ❜
- ❛ death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. ❜
- ❛ i survived, but i paid for it. ❜
- ❛ have i done enough? will they tell my story? ❜
//Updated the blog, added another muse.
Will probably add some characters from old school titles as well? It will go on as I watch more movies and read up more on the history
"I'm not giving up on you."
Jack nodded, clutching the grievous wound he sustained during the last battle.
“Th-thank you, ma’am” was his reply, looking around to make sure no one else was there to cause harm.
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FIRST MEETING STARTER PROMPTS!
⚠️: Your character notices mine in a dangerous situation and decides to step in and try to help them out.
These creatures are faster than she thought, again she barely misses losing her nose when its spindly claws try to rake her face. Weaving out of the way provides her with an opening, her hand lashing out to smash the thing in its singular glowing red eye. She feels the unmistakable crunch of metal and glass beneath her fist.
Robots. Not Spicer’s. They fight too well. Where did they come from? This curiosity causes Mia to pause too long. While one threat flails uselessly with its blindness another comes at her from behind. Mia manages to duck beneath the swing but as she turns to face this foe a narrow knee slams into her chest. Knocked back into a tree, she raises her arms to block against the tearing that is sure to come.
The sound of rending metal cuts through the air and pain does not bloom in her forearms. Mia lowers her hands to see her assailant fall to pieces before her and reveal her rescuer.
“Well … Thank you, sir. I do hope the others will fall to your blade just as easily,” she gives him an appreciative smile before turning her expression into one of deadly focus, scanning the trees for other threats.
He looked down at her, taking just a moment to make sure she was okay before glaring at his opponents. How could he allow them to escape? They weren’t hard to beat, but the thought of Aku’s corruption spreading made him very, very angry.
With one deep sigh he steadied himself, jumping over the woman before she got up to charge the other enemies before him. He knew they were after him more than anything, so he didn’t bother to look behind him and just went on assuming that they would focus on him.
Sadly, he tends to forget that they share the same Villainy as Aku, and would attack indiscriminately.
Big Hero 6 sentence starters
"Low Battery!"
"How much does your heart hurt?"
"You home, sweetie?"
"We just jumped out a window"
"How cool was that?"
"Stop! Stop! It's just an expression!"
"WHEEEE"
"A lunatic in a mask just tried to kill us!"
"You forgot your lollipop!"
"There! There! You will be alright!"
"I am not fast!"
"I'll call your parents"
"I will protect your mind and body"
"SHHH!"
"You're gonna need some upgrades!"
"I mean it's scary obviously, but how cool?"
"He was controlling them telepathically with a neurocranial transmitter!"
"We can't go against that guy; we're nerds!"
"You have fallen."
"It is okay to cry."
"Diagnosis: ____"
"Science! It's the reason we know more!"
"It's like spooning a warm marshmallow."
"If I wasn't terrified of ____, I'd love this; but I am terrified of ___, so I don't love it!"
"Have a lollipop!"
"I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?"
"That was amazing!"
"I have all the right moves."
"We're under attack from a supervillain, people!"
"This may undermine my non-threatening, huggable design."
"Whoa, what?"
"Can't wait to hear all about it!"
"Just stop."
"But she says that's not science."
"But I am a major science enthusiast."
"Don't be alarmed, it's just a suit; it's not my real face and body."
"All right, get ready to have your face melted!"
"You're going to feel these things tomorrow."
"Okay, sit down, and tell me everything."
"Nothing is better than free food!"
"This would be the weirdest thing I've seen today."
"____ wanted to help people."
"There are no dead ends."
"Coming through!"
"Heads up!"
"We can be so much more."
"I'm not giving up on you."
"I have some concerns."
"Find a new angle!"
"I will always be with you."
"I am satisfied with my care."
"You're going to help so many people."
"Someone has to help!"
"Your tiny robot wants to go somewhere."
"Unbelievable."
"Will ______ improve your emotional state?"
"____, destroy."
"You are my patient. I would like to help."
"Welcome to nerd school--nerd."
"What you just did, we never signed up for."
"______ makes me a better healthcare companion."
"Stop whining, woman up."
"I hope you learned your lesson, bonehead."
"Wow, washed up at fourteen. So sad."
"It's called recycling."
"There are no red lights in a car chase!"
"I wear 'em front; I wear 'em back. Then inside-out, then front and back!"
"Well--at least we know our gear works."
"This is a revenge story."
"When are you going to start using that big brain of yours?"
"If I don't get into this nerd school, I'll lose my mind!"
"Our programming prevents us from injuring a human being."
"Last hug!"
"Batalalalalalala."
Try to seduce my Muse.
Then they will respond and rate you:
Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT
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First meeting starter prompts!
👗: Your character sees mine wearing a very nice outfit and simply must compliment them on it!
👟: Our characters meet while jogging on the same trail.
👜: My character drops their bag and yours approaches them to return it.
☂: A sudden rainstorm starts up and your character is caught without an umbrella, so my character shares theirs.
🌨: Our characters get inside somewhere during a huge snowstorm, but they get snowed in together!
🍽: Our characters’ orders are mixed up at a restaurant and they’re given each other’s meals by mistake.
🍺: Our characters meet at a bar. Actually drinking any alcohol is optional.
☕️: Our characters meet at a cozy little coffeehouse.
🏆: Our characters team up to win a competition. (What it’s a competition of is up to one or both of us to decide!)
🎸: Our characters have seats right next to each other at a concert and are both super excited to be there!
🎮: Our characters are both waiting in line at the store to buy a cool new video game they’ve both been excited for.
🏘: My character moves into the house right next door to yours.
📱: My character accidentally put the wrong number into their phone and texts your character by mistake.
🎉: Our characters both attend a super fun party, but they’re both too shy to get out there and join the ruckus and just decide to talk to one another instead.
❗️Our characters accidentally bump into each other while walking down the street.
⚠️: Your character notices mine in a dangerous situation and decides to step in and try to help them out.
Gorillaz {Sentence Starters}
"I don't think I'll be here too long."
"That's no way you behave."
"Something's starting today."
"They're turning us into monsters."
"It's like a flashback."
"It's getting hard to see the sun coming through."
"Some of us will never sleep again."
"Don't get lost in heaven..."
"Are we the last living souls?"
"Tap your toes and clap your hands!"
"They got something to say no to."
"Don't think I'm not all in this world."
"How are we going to work this out?"
"All I want is someone to rely on!"
"I'll wait to be forgiven."
"Doesn't seem to be complete..."
"Well, you can't get what you want, but you can get me."
"There's nothing you can do for them."
"Don't bring anything back to me."
"It's gonna be a cold day."
"I got cheering up to do."