@auriustaziam yeah i consider outstupiding people a special talent of mine
lovingly groomed under a heat lamp emitting more fatuousness than heat and tapered to my own individual ass backwards personality
but dont worry junior maybe one day youll move up from making kissy face with the side of walls and join the rest of us glass smashing motherfuckers on the other side of the door that i shattered
lets play a game called guess which dunderheaded fuckface just walked into a sliding glass door and get this instead of sliding open the door and moving on with his sadsack life the aforementioned tragic fucker kicked the doorframe in MIGHTY frustration subsequently breaking the glass so theres an empty doorframe and glass on the floor in my house now hows your morning going
happy bday!!
aaaa thank you thank you!!!! 💗💗
Happy birthday!!!
!!! thank u so much buddy ily
mobile starter call lmao
hello ! new blog for rose lalonde here . everything is still pretty much a WIP , but i have the foundations down so ??? follow for quality memes ??
{{ thank you all so so much for sticking with me this long!! }}
{{ it’s only been 5 months since i started this little blog, and i’ve already gotten so far because of you lovely people!! }}
{{ here’s a list of people that i think are really cool,, but if you’re not on this list, please don’t worry!! i still think you’re amazing!! ( and i probably forgot to add you,,, ) }}
{{ ♡ thank you all,, and here’s the list!! ♡ }}
➤ CRABWIISE.
“ DAVID ELIZABETH MAURICE ABEL ANTONIO FRANCIS FANNY STRIDERETTE. Go fuck yourself.
Okay, maybe I’m being a huge posterior racist and not truly appreciating the world renown over-saturated-jello ass jiggles that you qualify as DANCING, but I’m pretty fucking sure that twerking to the left and right respectively does NOT COUNT as putting your left and right fronds in the metaphoric fucking circle. “
❛ HEY, NOW. NO NEED TO GET VICIOUS. the fact that you’re even assuming i want anything to do with twerking after being plagued with an abundance of psychedelic puppet tocchus, bulging and not to mention, fucking everywhere, really cuts me right to the core, bro. ❜
➤ FLORAMODUS.
“Thats the best idea you’ve had all day!! The question is where should we go now considering this place turned out to be a bust??? My ideas ran out with the pizza place we hit up earlier. That place was golden compared to this!!!”
❛ HEY, I HAVE GREAT IDEAS ALL THE TIME. i’m practically a revolutionary, but i need time to recharge. this was the best i had, so if you have any ideas, speak now before we bounce. ❜
something i just did
dumped water all over myself and the floor
➤ CRABWIISE.
“ OKAY. Dave. David Strider. David goddamn ‘I-Am-Too-Busy-Polishing-My-Overactive-Facade-For-Middle-Names’ Strider. For the first time in all the years you’ve riddled this planet with your toxic fucking actuality, open your useless fleshy articular hearing canals and LISTEN TO ME.
YOU CANNOT DO THE FUCKING HOKEY POKEY TO NICKI MINAJ. “
❛ NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE. i don’t know how many times i’ve told you; it’s just dave. adding extra letters to my name to make it sound even more patronizing is really uncool. we’ve been over this. it’s almost as uncool as you not being able to hokey-pokey and put your right foot in and out to the tune of anaconda. seriously. ❜
❛ WE HAD A WORD FOR THAT, ON EARTH; we call it unconstitutional, which pretty much is an excessively verbose way of saying a bad fucking idea. ❜
like for a real short n sweet starter
