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Phoebe, she/her, 24. Battlemage. I make chainmail. @wizardmaille on insta Icon by @whiteboyism. pnw, hmu! 18+ 2 follow
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tubbo3091

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

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screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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combaticon

Imagine calling Palestinians documenting their own genocide on their iPhones powered by a MacGyvered car battery "misinformation" because it hasn't been backed up and approved of by 40 peer-reviewed data analysts from the West that you personally approve of. I can't imagine being that ghoulish and heartless

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adz

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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i put r in front of medication questions and underwear recommendations like any other sensible internet user but one of the only times Ive genuinely scrolled reddit I searched mtf bc I wanted to see what the girlies were up to and there was a conventionally attractive cis girl who was like 19 who posted a selfie and was like "ppl keep telling me my square jawline looks mannish or I like mtf pls tell me I'm pretty :(" which like. I understand that you're 19 and insecure but thats very rude and tons of reply guys being like no you don't look like a man. regular transfem punching bag moment I don't need that lmao

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