Call Me Red

war never changes

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

highlights of the responses:

My Valentine Cards

[Image description: a collection of valentines showing Ron the satin bowerbird from the Lemme Smash video. Each valentine shows a still from the video along with a picture of Ron against a colorful background. They read:

lemme smash, please

you want sum fuk?

i got you blue

you want yellow?

bitches love sticks.

End image description.]

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

sending a forehead kiss and a hot beverage to anyone who needs it <3

And this is tiktok we need

75% of the time if something is paywalled, fucking around in developer mode looking for a link to the real thing or finding and deleting the content blocker works like a charm

also if ur lazy like me or just straight up cant figure out how to do this without deleting 90% of the page  theres this extention called Poper Blocker which not only.. blocks popups. but also has this thing called “Remove Overlay” when u right click which works a good 99% of the time in my experience in getting rid of paywalls.

Something to ponder

To whom it may concern.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

it’s okay to do things that make your symptoms worse (as long as you’ll stay safe)

every once in a while you need to eat something yummy. or go on a walk. or a trip to the zoo. take a hot shower. cry your eyes out. dance. listen to music. draw for way to long. write. laugh. sit in a cafe with a friend. paint your nails. dye your hair. go on a run. pet a cat

sometimes you need to do things that are cathartic or make yourself feel alive. sometimes you need the reminder of why you’re fighting so hard to stay alive

this is your reminder that just because it makes your symptoms worse, it isn’t always the wrong thing to do. there can be value in these actions

If you think about it too, abled people do it all the time. Deciding to drink to excess at a party knowing they'll have a hangover. Going to a theme park knowing walking all day is going to hurt their feet by the end. We have the right to make those same decisions.

This is called Dignity of Risk, and it's an important concept in disability justice.

Everyone weighs their physical and mental/emotional health against one another in constantly shifting balance; inevitably, there are times when we choose to accept consequences to one for the sake of the other.

Infantilsing us by undermining our agency in the name of "protection" or "care" is yet another way that we are disabled by society.

The Dignity of Risk is literally a concept that we discussed when you first work at the company I work for. (a coworker of mine and I also discussed it last night regarding a resident of ours) You cannot take away the rights of someone in the name of care if they are not in immediate danger. They are people too, and deserve to take risks just the same as anyone else. You can educate them on the consequences of their actions ‘til you’re blue in the face, but ultimately they are allowed to make whatever decision they want regarding their care.

(This is all obviously within reason. Our residents can decide whether or not they want to get up at a certain time during the day or ignore/follow their diet plans for example, but obviously we wouldn’t let them run out in the middle of the street if they wanted to.)

december???? what next??? 2024?????

And an evergreen reminder from a few years ago.

if anyone needs me i’ll be ripping the LED headlights out of every vehicle in the country

One of my coworkers was telling me that they had seen these really cute trilobite plushies at another gift shop and recommended them to the store manager at our museum, which lead to us scrolling through the manufacturer's website together on shift today and SHRIEKING with laughter at the exact same moment when we simultaneously noticed that they sell a giant $100 eurypterid body pillow

Now THIS is what I like to see!!

one lives on my lab couch and 10/10 can confirm best thing to spoon with

#they released these at a conference i was at in 2019#i was working a table right next to the pri#people went CRAZY#they sold out in 10 min#and all these grisled old phds were carrying around 5 foot long eurypterids the rest of the day (@barrysjumpsuit)

Hello thank you for the most critical supplemental information I’ve ever received on a post.

@linddzz

Hey, y'all remember this post? Well the institution that makes these delightful pillows and stuffed creatures is hurting right now. Unfortunately, a major set of donations never went through, and the institution has been working its butt off to keep running. The efforts of the staff are amazing, but unfortunately it's a very small nonprofit organization so it can only get so far on hard work and dedication.

In spite of all this! Through some amazing marketing and philanthropy work, you can help them out right now! You can make a difference! They managed to get a lovely donor to agree to a match challenge for up to $50,000!!! So if they raise $50,000 they'll actually get $100,000. The match challenge ends on December 31st 2023, and they're already at $26,4448.10 which means they're halfway there!! Please spread the word, if you can't donate then a reblog to someone who can will help.

If the link above doesn't work, you can find the donation page here:

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

mine is “retired babygirl” and that’s hilarious

orthodox cishet

I.. I’m a trans lesbian………..

My sexual identity is Error 502 – Bad Gateway.

Bluegrass Bisexual is a dope name for a rockabilly band’s first album.

Unmedicated big homo… That makes so much sense it’s almost scary💀

Genderfluid Arsonist

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

Wow!!!