i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
*holds my own hand* its gonna be ok babe
Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language
Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
i love love… and the color pink… and valentines day.. and strawberries and gold and glitter and chocolate and peaches and roses and perfume and
we’re all gonna fall in love in the yr 2018 whether it be with someone else or ourselves
This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
I
Was looking like
a Snack
but you were on
a
diet
-Rupi Kaur
No offence but oh my god
I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd
friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you
“dude you look different today” yeah my cocks out
