#get your cotton candy #funny #among us #video #yellow crewmate #red crewmate #lime crewmate #green crewmate #purple crewmate #blue crewmate #brown crewmate #cyan crewmate

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jocotheoddity

babyanimalgifs

Must be a human pretending to be a dog

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Source: babyanimalgifs

#cute #funny #puppy!#gotta keep your cool #get your cotton candy

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thepancakeboi

Akechi: “Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.”

Futaba: “My favourite is ‘butt dial’ vs. ‘booty call’.”

Makoto: “It’s called connotation.”

Ren: “Also, ‘forgive me father, for I have sinned,’”

Ren, winking at Akechi: “vs. ‘sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty’.”

Akechi: “Great news! Language is now cancelled.”

#persona 5 #gay children #language is canceled

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jocotheoddity

sixpenceee

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

This shouldn’t even be an app this should be an integrated feature into all phones on every OS

camyberry

Ok, guys. Thi is really important. You have to reblog that and read the whole article.

This will never happen to me. You can’t tell. Otherwise, if you don’t want to do for yourself, maybe among your follwers someone need this information.
I’m a man, i don’t care. You should care the more. What if it was your sister? Again, spread the word. There may be someone needingths.

You can never tell. As far as we can’t handle back maniacs, PLEASE, prevent yourself <3

#this is important #help save others #lets reduce how many people have to suffer

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zero1infinity

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

diggly

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

cannon-fannon

March 15 again and here we go…

valjar

Brutus?

Why are people reblogging this it’s MAY

Is it bad that I thought it was March when I saw this post

NO IM NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS EVER IF ITS NOT MARCH 15th FUCK U QUARANTINE WARPING TIME

julius-caesar-can-suck-my-toes

It’s always March 15th if you’re brave enough

#time to be brave #let's go #get your cotton candy #or I guess ranch in this case

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icliangyu

p5r robbed us of a fist fight with goro’s true personality

thanking my babe @azuraai for helping writing and solidifying the script for this glorious comic

Bonus:

Keep reading

#p5 #p5r #feral Goro #black mask Akechi #featherman #leblanc #phantom thieves #third semester #get your cotton candy

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wrender

ctnctnctnctnctn

www.thefunniestblog.com

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

bbanditt

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

sanjista

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

guardgenie

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

slightly-fanatic

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

al-the-stuff-i-like

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

#funny #main character hair!#get your cotton candy #tulips #spring

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wrender

leoreturns.tumblr.com

tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

#miss congeniality #funny #April 25th #get your cotton candy

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p0ck3tf0x

One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’

“Pull over. Let me drive for awhile.”
“It reminded me of you.”
“No, no, it’s my treat.”
“Come here. Let me fix it.”
“I’ll walk you home.”
“Have a good day at work.”
“I dreamt about you last night.”
“Take my seat.”
“I saved a piece for you.”
“I’m sorry for your loss.”
“You can have half.”
“Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
“Sorry I’m late.”
“Can I have this dance?”
“I made your favourite.”
“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
“Watch your step.”
“Here, drink this. You’ll feel better.”
“Can I hold your hand?”
“You can borrow mine.”
“You might like this.”
“It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.”
“I’ll wait.”
“Just because.”
“Look both ways.”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”
“Try some.”
“Drive safely.”
“Well, what do you want to do?”
“One more chapter.”
“Don’t worry about me.”
“It looks good on you.”
“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
“That’s okay, I bought two.”
“After you.”
“We’ll figure it out.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“I like your laugh.”
“Don’t cry.”
“I made this for you.”
“Go back to sleep.”
“Is this okay?”
“I picked these for you.”
“I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
“What do you want to watch?”
“You can go first.”
“Did you get my letter?”
“I’ll do it for you.”
“Call me when you get home.”
“I think you’re beautiful.”
“Are you sure?”
“Have fun.”
“Sit down, I’ll get it.”
“I made reservations.”
“I don’t mind.”
“It brings out your eyes.”
“There is enough room for both of us.”
“You don’t have to say anything.”
“Wow.”
“Happy birthday.”
“I’ll pick it up after work.”
“It can wait until tomorrow.”
“Cross my heart and hope to die.”
“It’s two sugars, right?”
“I’ll help you study.”
“Stay over.”
“I did the dishes.”
“You didn’t have to ask.”
“I bought you a ticket.”
“You’re warm.”
“No reason.”
“I’ll meet you halfway.”
“Take mine.”
“We can share.”
“I was just thinking about you.”
“I want you to have this.”
“Call me if you need anything.”
“Do you want to come too?”
“I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
“Is your seatbelt on?”
“Sweet dreams.”
“I was in the neighbourhood.”
“Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”
“The key is under the mat.”
“It doesn’t bother me.”
“You’re important too.”
“I saved you a seat.”
“I’ll see you later.”
“I noticed.”
“You can tell me anything.”
“I hope you like it.”
“I want you to be happy.”
“I believe in you.”
“You can do it.”
“Good luck.”
“I brought you an umbrella.”
“I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
“Take a deep breath.”
“Be careful.”

And…

100. “I love you.”

#i'm gonna cry #happy tears tho #bring on the fluff and feels #story prompt #fluffy #just like cotton candy #speaking of #get your cotton candy

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lastvalyrian

Goro: let’s call this my performance fee

Goro: *kisses Akira right on the mouth*

#this is the content i live for #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #goro akechi #my sweet goro #p5 protagonist #kurusu akira #ren amamiya #akiren #shuake #akeshu #get your cotton candy

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ao3commentoftheday

Of course I love 'and they were quarantined' but take a moment and consider 'and they were videoconferencing.'

Two people who meet for the first time while social distancing. They work in different departments or in different cities. At first they're dressed business casual and keeping things professional. Then one day a pet appears and conversation gets casual.

They start sharing tips for how to exercise in a tiny apartment. They commiserate over the lack of favourite foods or activities. It turns out they were both going to go to an event that is now canceled.

Eventually, they're both in their pajamas. Work day is done, but their call has now moved to the evening. They cook the same meal, stream a movie together. When will this lockdown end?

So much potential for pining. So many longing looks. Social distancing video calling coworkers to friends to lovers.

#unexpectedly cute #socially distancing #get your cotton candy