“donald trump does a lot for the country!” well gasoline does a lot for tomato soup so excuse me if i still need him to fuck off to purgatory
Hey kids guess who’s got
A short list of things to say to justify whatever Stupid Thing you are doing currently:
- For legal purposes - The gods decreed it - I’m gay
Feel free to add more
So a big group of us is going on this mini vacation right?
There are two rooms, four beds, and seven people. The four guys take one room, the three ladies take the other. The ladies, being reasonable humans, decide sleeping arrangements based on who and who doesn’t kick in their sleep. The guys, being dramatic, are deciding which two of them get beds and then which of the remaining two will sleep in the closet, while the other sleeps on the floor.
Over lunch, as the ladies are telling the guys how stupid that is, the professor on the trip with us is staying quiet, slowly eating his salad with a slightly amused look.
“What?” One of the guys demands when the professor is obviously smirking.
The professor chews his salad. He twirls his fork. “I don’t know about you, but I think there’s something ironic about sleeping in a closet to avoid sharing a bed with another man.”
Ladies and gentlemen and vaguely humanoid shapes of this universe: I present to you the best one-liner I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing
I find this at 6 in the morning because brain says no sleep is needed and decides that the only thing is that it ended up being the bath tub because the closet wasn’t enough space xD
What part of go to sleep at a normal hour don’t you get
Alndjdjqndmd I’m fucking dying this is like more coherent than some of his actual rallies
I mad agree with this.
This reminds me, if y'all haven’t heard of therapyforblackgirls.com please visit if you need a therapist. You can search by mental health need, location/distance, insurance, etc. I believe there are some that provide a sliding scale payment method for those without insurance.
If you’re not quite ready to make the jump, there is a podcast you can listen to as well as articles and links to help answer some of your questions about mental health and/or therapy.
The purpose, as I understand it, is to provide a place where black women can go to find culturally sensitive therapy. Some specialize in family/couples as well.
Take a look.
For any black Women following me!
Taking care of your mental health is another important factor in your overall health. Fighting for good mental health is a fight worth doing, and is just as difficult, if not moreso, than physical fighting.
-FemaleWarrior, She/They
Especially with everything going on right now. We constantly hear how strong we are and it’s like no we can be tired, emotional, stressed too and we need to take care of our mental health. Here are some free therapy sessions that I’ve seen going around. Please share
Also Black minds matter UK!
I love this
i hope this helps :)
I need this esp now 😔
Being an adult means you and your brother can sleep until one pm only to wake up and make an unnecessary amount of chocolate milkshake for lunch and no one can stop you
Knock-a knock! Open the door! Itsa me!
Please-a open the door!
Open up-a! Hehe!
Please
*cocks shotgun* yeah I’m openin’ a’up
What is it about upper middle class white people that they feel the need to put a tastefully ragged, possibly beach-themed, three foot tall sign that says “Welcome” and/or their family’s last name on their front porch. Like. What is the point.
Ghost crab
I love the child so much
Ah I love classic children’s tales because they aren’t traumatizing at all - good basic morals like: “adhere to capitalism or you will be burned alive and your remains will be used to construct a more obidient servent of society.”
me, a gentile, completely engrossed in a very long thread in which several Jewish tumblr users draw on the tenets, laws, and philosophies of Judaism to support their claims in a debate about whether it would be okay for a dragon to light a candle with its own fiery breath on the sabbath
As a fellow goy I very badly want to read this thread
This is literally the only good post about Judaism made by a gentile on this entire damn website. Good job OP you’ve done what we all said was impossible.
On today’s episode of Am I Physically Ill or do I Just Have Extreme Anxiety we welcome guest star from Am I a Bad Person or am I Just Really Tired
people are like “why are you reading fanfic aus if you want a whole new story why not just go get a completely original one?” like no pal you don’t understand. I want new content but I do not have the brainspace to become emotionally attached to a whole new set of people. Like pal. I don’t want meet anyone new. I don’t wanna have to learn people’s personalities and traits and appearances i just wanna jump right into the plot none of this introduction shit