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elvira

@si-ma-comunque

jean kirschtein's second wife
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gakuen alice fanfics: a compilation

an entire decade has passed since i first discovered the comforting world of fanfics and i thought it fitting to share this list of personal favorites that i often revisit in search of solace. some of these are long-time favorites while others are more recent additions, but nevertheless i hope you enjoy these stories as much as i do. 

~ o n e s h o t s ~

~ c o m p l e t e d ~

~ o n g o i n g ~

*unfortunately, many of my older favorites have long been taken down from the site, and so this list consists only of the stories that still remain on fanfiction.net (as of mar. 2021). these stories are NOT under revision and are all available to read. i’m always on the hunt for new additions and will do my best to keep this list closely updated.

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She fucking up her wrist to eat dinner with a man that she could easily eat dinner with for free

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what makes fexi so compelling imo is that there’s so much more to them than what’s on the surface. like yeah the bad boy/good girl trope is a big part of the appeal (he’s only soft for her etc) and i love it as much as the next person, but it’s the fact that fez truly has a good heart that makes it work. it’s the fact that despite coming from completely different worlds they are so similar - kind, reserved, level-headed, loyal to a fault. it’s the fact that lexi is insecure, meaning she worries about what people think of her, and fez happens to be the least judgemental person ever (‘nah you’re good, you met when you met’). it’s the fact that fez has been perceived as dumb his whole life, and most people only talk to him as a means to an end, but lexi has a real conversation with him where she’s interested in his point of view. it’s the fact that they both struggle with connecting with people their age and are isolated within their own circle - people don’t really see them, but they see each other. it’s the fact that lexi is a child of divorce, a messy one at that, and has also witnessed all of her sister’s failed relationships, so her idea of love must have suffered from it, but she ends up finding real, healthy love in the person least likely to be seen as the perfect boyfriend - a drug dealer high school dropout. it’s the fact that fez grew up without his parents’ love and had to take care of everyone around him from a very young age, but in lexi he might find someone who loves and takes care of him. it’s the fact that so much of the conflict that may arise between them would stem from their circumstances - their lifestyles being incompatible, fez’s occupation in relation to lexi’s loved ones struggling with addiction, lexi going off to college and fez being somewhat stuck in his life due to never having been given a chance. there’s just so. much. potential!!!!

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🍆 online dating headcanons: supernovas

a/n: i have too much fun roasting your favorite little crime men, so here's part 2! and don't worry, there probably will be a sequel to that, too...

Luffy
  • this boy has the dating profile of a 67 year old man
  • it's mostly photos of cool bugs
  • or him holding the cool bugs, covering half of his face with them (some look a bit arty by accident because they're so blurry bc this boi is fast af when he is excited for something)
  • i feel like he is someone who overuses emojis A LOT and out of context too. they almost sound cryptic
  • 🦔🧦🤼🔑👁‍🗨🟧🏴‍☠️
  • WHAT DOES IT MEAN BRO
  • you'll never know
  • he doesn't know either
  • you can keep the conversation going by mentioning that you're a foodie and like some good meat
  • wink wink
  • but don't complain if he takes you out to an all you can eat restaurant and the thing getting eaten is everything except you
Zoro
  • your typical fitness bro
  • all of his pictures are just mirror selfies from the gym wtf
  • granted, he knows his good angles
  • start the conversation maybe with a good recipe for a protein shake? idk i have not once in my life matched a fitness bro so don't take my advice maybe
  • if you start texting, expect a lot of thirst traps straight from the gym, lots of sweat, a shirt pulled up a bit to show off his 16-pack or whatever (if he even bothers to wear a shirt), a photo from behind to show that his back is very beefy too
  • but don't be fooled because he will sent them to his whole contact list and his fitness account with 500k followers
  • you just know he has "no PAINZ no GAINZ 💯" in his bio
  • so take that to your heart and text him anyway even though it's a pain in the ass, it will be rewarding in the end
  • if you're looking for a fuck buddy this is your mans
Law
  • his photos just scream dark academia. they also scream "i'm your thoughtful mystery lover with the sexy finger tattoos" and also "please heal my broken heart while we listen to Evanescence together"
  • but in reality he is just very tired and people mistake it for a lifestyle
  • Bepo takes all of his photos and edits them, he has a really good eye
  • one photo is the doctor posing naked in front of a chimney fire on a bear rug (it's not a regular bear rug but Bepo who is very good at photoshop)
  • it wasn't even Law himself who created his online dating profile but Penguin & Shachi because they agreed their captain needed a bit of support in those things, Law was just too tired to object (and maybe they were right after all...)
  • he's a busy man and you need a really good hook up line to make him text you back
  • "i think you've stolen my heart, give it back" isn't one of them
  • talk to him about gross medical things maybe or how much you hate bread (even if it's a lie)
  • just don't try sexting with him because you will get a lot of anatomical terms and a very long paragraph that sounded sexy in his head but reads like an user manual
  • overall a very nice match if you're into emo boys with tragic backstories that just have written "fix me if you can" all over their face
Kid
  • ahh yes, the little kinky man
  • of course you can find him on the naughty online dating sites where you can look for your next fuck buddy, pet or a sugar mommy/daddy/questionable parental figure
  • his photos are thirst traps of course, half of them mirror selfies with flash on
  • doesn't care about censoring, his junk is OUT, why hide it
  • will text you "wyd?" and "send nudes" within two seconds
  • foolish of you to think that one nude with a tiddie out would satisfy him, this little racoon is greedy af
  • just know that at one point he accidentally created a group chat with all of his matches, believing he would message them "i'm so hard for u" individually
  • he never recovered from that
  • Kid gets matched by mean lesbians A LOT (no wonder, he looks like one too)
  • it happens so often that he pulls Killer to the side, asking with a stern look on his face: "be honest. is there anything about my appearance that screams 'i want to get pegged' because apparently people feel that way about me"
  • Killer thinks a little bit too long and almost gets thrown overboard
Killer
  • the mysterious masked man
  • usually one would barely get matches without their face revealed, but it's probably his luscious long blonde hair and all the shirtless photos that give him countless matches anyway
  • who doesn't love a faceless ideal fantasy to project their deepest desires on, isn't that what dating apps were created in the first place
  • just never jokingly ask what's underneath the mask or else you'll get unmatched immediately
  • maybe ask him about his hair routine or favorite pasta place in town instead
  • or his favorite youtube channel Pasta Grannies
  • he would be the best to have long, meaningful conversations with on the dating apps
  • until he deletes his profile out of the blue, leaving you wondering forever 'what if...'
  • that is until you match him again
  • and again
  • yes again
  • he's a serial matcher
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Anonymous asked:

Idk if you still do requests but... What about the trio Luffy, Law and Kidd playing cards or eating together? Or maybe Shanks and buggy just chilling??? Also your art is absolutely AMAZING and dazzling!! OBVIOUSLY please feel free to ignore that if you don't want to draw them!!!

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