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Behave

dan has been throwing little stabs at phil with things like “he gets hangry” and “he’s only sweet on YouTube” “phil has another side to him” “don’t talk to him before his coffee” type stuff.

Just imagine 7am phil, being really snappy and demanding, having zero tolerance for any of Dan’s shit.

Early in their relationship he would pester phil in the morning, but after receiving serval harsh punishments he began to know better than to be anything but polite and helpful before 10am. But sometimes he does it for fun.

8am, they need to leave at 9. Phil clearly isn’t happy, they didn’t have any food left and the coffee machine was breaking down. Fabulous. Dan took this as a chance to piss him off, a lot.

“Daddy I can’t find the keys!” He calls from across their apartment. After only a couple seconds he hears a loud and angry voice, thundering back at him, and just after a couple seconds phil races in.

“What?” “I was just kidding!” He giggles.

Phil narrows his eyes at him. He turns around and throws his shirt over his shoulders and attempting to button it up, but not before dan moves forward and hooks his arms around him and rubs his chest softly.

Phil immediately turns around and pins dan against a wall, his tartan shirt hanging off his shoulders.

“Daddy, daddy, daddy, I’m just kidding, I’m just trying to annoy you please,” he begs.

Phil rolls his eyes. Dan breathes a sigh of relief when he moves back and sits on the bed. “Over my lap.”

He whines a little bit, but moves forward to flop over his lap. Phil just starts over his jeans, moving quickly. Dan squirms a little, moving his legs a bit before phil traps him.

“Behave”

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