redemption to corruption arc

Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

made an audio recreation of this legendary post

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

Blocked

Parried

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

um. good morning and what the fuck 

i am being seduced

I'm at a confusing point where 1. I feel like I am being seduced and struggling with gay panic but also 2. Feel like I'm being intimidated by her cooking skills and want to one up her in making a better meal. I am competitive when it comes to cooking and baking.....

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

The worst thing that happened to the internet was Facebook requiring real names and information. It got people used to the idea that they were supposed to be handing that information out.

When I was 19 or 20, I sewed myself a wool dress for medieval re-enactments. I hated it almost as soon as I put it on. The bodice was cut wrong; the lacing was uneven; the colour was garish; the front closure was historically inaccurate; the embellishments were sewn on with terrible thread. Wearing it, I was constantly aware of its myriad flaws.

Then in my twenties I hit my adult metabolism and didn’t fit into any of my old clothes anymore. I gave my old dresses to my foster mother, who sells costumes for a living, and the green dress sold. It entered the local medieval re-enactment secondhand economy.

Every time I go to an event, someone different is wearing my green dress. It draws my eyes because it’s a lovely colour and the fabric—real wool and enough of it—moves beautifully with the wearer’s body. I never recognize it at first, because every wearer has worn it a different way; it can be mixed and matched, dressed up and down, moved around a good century of history. From ten feet away its lacing looks elegant, its embellishments beautiful gracenotes. I think: Oh my god, that dress looks beautiful. Wait a minute, that’s MY DRESS.

That dress teaches me, every time I see it, to stop looking at myself through such critical eyes. That dress doesn’t just look good, it looks better than most other dresses in its category, because I put in the time and the effort (including using pliers to force a needle through six layers of wool) to make sure it was done right.

It’s my reminder that sometimes the things I do are actually good, and if I indulge my natural tendency to criticize myself in everything, I’ll end up missing when I’m actually awesome.

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

From Here To There: A growing map of Manhattan made only of directions from strangers on scraps. 

riverbed by olafur eliasson (2014)

this exhibition was created to question the relationship between the viewers and the museum building. by turning the museum building into art, riverbed shifts the audience from observers of the art to participants within the art itself.

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

my toxic trait is that i leak poisions and corrosive acids everywhere i go

vt

I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

UPDATE: FIRST ATTEMPT

Him BABY

oh these frogs and toads? theyre just hanging out

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond