I know I’ve been entirely absent but I’ve just caught up with Lucio’s route and O.M.G I want more now thank you very much! 😭

Hello world, I know I have been absent for like forever. But I’ve recently picked up Persona Royal and omg I NEED FANDOM INTERACTION!

I am finding Edelgard’s route very... traumatic. I probably should have played it first.

I would probably be much more okay with it if it wasn’t for Dimitiri... 😭😭😭

I literally cannot summon a single fuck for Rodrigue he is just an awful person.

WHO DOES THAT?!

Pick Dimitri they said, it will be fun they said...

Byleth: DIMITRI LOVE OF MY LIFE IM BACK!

Dimitri: ...

Byleth: Sryly?!

Dimitri: ...

Byleth: Who the fuck was in charge on mental health when I was away... I swear I will hunt you down!

Wanted to romance Felix with my Byleth on Blue Lion Route, in a vague hope that he would soften up. Then got to the Goddess Tower and his ridiculousness was the last straw.

You know what sir? Screw you. I am rewinding and romancing Dimitri.

Yeeeesh someone please talk Fire Emblem with me. I’m like bursting here 😂😂

Picked up Fire Emblem again, and Lorenz just proposed to Leonie, Marriane and Lysithia in quick succession...

Dude can you just chill for like 5?! 🤣

So 30h deep into Fire Emblem, and the only people who have not joined the Cult of Blythe is Ferdinand (who seems to be locked behind some kind of story progression), Caspar (who I’ve neglected entirely) and Lindhart who should be joining me momentarily. Oh and Rhea who I’m fairly convinced is a psychopath so she can sit that one out.

I am really enjoying this mass exodus from the other houses. Even the teachers left because fuck that noise, in Blythe We Trust! *chanting continues*

Meanwhile there is me, feeding Sylvain biscuits and fragrant tea and planning our summer wedding.

This game is awesome.

I got Fire Emblem for Christmas 😁

Thus far:

Claude is my giant idiot son, and no one better touch him.

I immedeatly stole Sylvain. Sorry Dima, he is now my trash. KTHXBI.

I love all the women! I will literally make myself a harem of hggghgn big lady with powers and Sylvain. And that will be it. That will be my FE experience.

I live in a single room. Here is my weeny drunken Christmas Tree.

Enjoy. I named him Hector.

Thanks!

The UK voted to be horrible human beings.

Send cats.

Thanks.