Me when I've just spent a week or so being digested by a dragon and my girlfriend shows up and saves me and the first thing she does is make me take a bath with her, touch me all over and show me full frontal
i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
life’s worth living
thank u goku
"villain reluctantly tagging along with the heroes" is a fun trope but whatever emet selch is doing is way way funnier
when birth is depicted as body horror, as an act of violence
when the "miracle of life" is exposed as something grotesque and horrifying that emerges into the world screaming and soaked in blood
You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these
I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something
Unironically supported me through one of the biggest depressive episodes of my life and I’ll always be grateful
Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass
Dude... I am seriously going to have to blacklist Elon Musk from my Internet somehow. He makes me so viscerally angry that it's detrimental to my mental health.
Didn't think it was possible to hate this fucker any more.
白フリーレンと黒フェルン
playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes
every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.
so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™
and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players
"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it