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@asciibutt / asciibutt.tumblr.com

every every; every every; every every; evedeathery; every every; every every; every
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magspag

I saw a juggalo put on his makeup once outside of a walgreens

He was sitting on the curb eating a Charleston Chew with a case of the cheapest soda available. All of the cans, except one that he was drinking from, were sitting in a row next to him.

He took a wicked looking knife out of his beat up army surplus bag and started to cut up the cardboard from his case of soda, cutting it into a sort of shapeless mask, just a big cardboard rectangle with a smile and eye holes cut into it. He looked through the mask at me and smiled, and then he reached into his bag once again, this time producing a can of pine green spray paint.

He closed his eyes and gave the can a shake, spraying over his stencil/mask onto his face. Apparently closing his eyes did little to help because he dropped the mask and tried to stand up but fell backwards. After a couple attempts he managed to stand up but he was still staggering for a good five to ten seconds before he got his bearing enough to say ‘Woop woop’

And honestly if the new Joker movie doesn’t manage to capture that sort of energy the whole thing would have been a waste.

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kalgalen

Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof

Get A Job

That IS his job

OH my bad sir please proceed

this my favorite edgar allen poe poem

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magspag

It’s funny how the Oracle in the Matrix movies is portrayed as having nearly psychic abilities but she doesn’t know a damn thing about him when he shows up on her doorstep

But she asks him to accept a cookie and afterwards she can tell him about everywhere he’s been and all of his purchases and he’s just like “woah…” but it like he’s a damn fool because he was supposed to be a hacker before all that started and he ain’t got no idea how cookies work

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most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

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zagreus

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

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me, learning about the greek pantheon in elementary: wow, I love athena, so brave and smart

me, after reading about the story of medusa: athena is a spiteful, dumb bitch who can’t direct her anger at the right people! wack ass hoe

Me, after learning than Medusas head was used as a sign of safety and female autonomy in women’s spaces because it was seen as a gift from Athena, to allow Medusa never to be harmed that way again: oh dope, Athenas on our side. Kill a man who dares to look upon you with possession in his heart.

Me, after learning that Athena holds herself to the ‘not like other girls’ standard and usuallys sides with whatever the nearest dick-toting diety says: what the fuck what a fake bitch

Me, after learning that most of the media depicting Greek Gods by the ancient Greeks that survives today was commissioned, designed, and made by men, and therefore does not depict female interpretation or telling of the myths, and is probably extremely biased towards a misogynistic portrayal of a strong woman: the canon Athena was in our hearts all along.

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sending nudes shows you’re horny

sending pictures that cater to someone’s kinks shows you care

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My friend shared this video with me from Barcelona.

Today (October 1st) people across Catalonia are voting for a referendum that will declare the region independent from Spain. Spain has declared the referendum illegal and are using extreme violence against people who are attempting to vote.

Catalonia is an ‘autonomous region’ of Spain but they have their own distinct language (Catalan) and culture. 

In the video, Catalans are occupying a polling station that Spanish Forces are attempting to close so that people cannot vote for independence. Spanish police are tossing people down a flight of stairs, kicking people in the faces and forcibly removing them for the polling station. 

The Spanish police have raided government offices and pro-independence press throughout the last few weeks and have arrested over a dozen politicians who support independence and confiscated polling papers and machines in attempt to silence their will.

700 out of approximately 900 Catalan mayors are under threat of being arrested by Spanish forces because they proceeded with the referendum. Over 450 people have been injured by police so far today.

It’s incredible how many people don’t know this is currently happening. Reblog for visibility and please share your photo’s and videos for the world to see.

Solidarity with Catalonia ✊🏼

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ellaguro

my new album LP ZERO - out NOW!

my new album LP ZERO, a pseudo-narrative of melodic experimental electronic music, is out NOW

some influences: Aphex Twin, Björk, The Knife, Burial, obscure videogame soundtracks

this is an extended version of my earlier released EP YEAR ZERO, presented in its ideal and final form. please share on here & twitter: https://twitter.com/ellaguro/status/913674811385069568

and elsewhere!

also subscribers to my Patreon (www.patreon.com/ellaguro) will get a free download code of this album to show my appreciation for their support!

i’m really excited for everyone to hear this now. i’m so proud of all of this material and i hope you will be too! please share far and wide!

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cancers are redeemers, they can physically bring others back from the brink, they can inspire love and generosity, they can remind people what it feels like to be valued. the storm inside cancer generates a tremendous sorcery

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asciibutt

this feeds my self-romanticism nicely thx

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wethekeegsta

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

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