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@abuttcheek / abuttcheek.tumblr.com

everything sucks if you don't get your way (they/them)
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so excited for spotify wrapped considering I went through like five breakups this year

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gonna start posting hole on tumblr now that I'm back

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metaphoricaltigers

The cheekface guy will say something like "I woke up late for earth and it made me late for heaven" and I'll be like "holy shit it's just like my life" as if that actually makes any sense

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dykeseesgod

every single cheekface song sounds like

*really energetic guitar opening* (most monotone voice you’ve ever heard) the way the cookie crumbled all over my clean sheets! marvel should pay their cgi artists better! the worms on the sidewalk all think I’m annoying! *drum and guitar solo*

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abuttcheek
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avpdnoisearchive

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

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1-800kanye

I still love you, call me.

janitor:

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rcktpwr

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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