It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.
are you okay there
E V E R Y O N E
NO CHANCES TAKEN
This is in less than 30 years…
Guys we’re safe
I’m safe now guys
SAFE yes haha
Safe…??
Safe
What in the holy hell is this? There’s no way I’m not risking this
I guess I’m safe?
Okay then
I’m safe….?
Alright then.
LIKE HELL I’M GOING OUT LIKE THAT
What’s with this post
im scared y'all
reblogging just so i can get some of y’all paranoid lol
:^)
O-oh n-no *stares fearfully* e-everyone please, r-reblog! I d-don’t want anyone h-hurt ok?
((hey, just letting ya know this is @lildevildarlin but i got a new blog so here i am o: ))
((:0 oh didn’t know that. There’s another account called bendy-darlin who wears flower crowns and shit I thought that was you lol))
((well now u know who is who hah cx))
Naww, what a lil' Bendy! How's it buzzin', cousin??
“I am not little, I’m 3'2.” He pouted. “Anywayyys.. I’m guessing you’re asking how I am. I’m fine, how’re you?”
‘Lifes alrighty mighty, pal. Though I’m afraid it’s all a too easy ta get a bit booooored. There ain’t no adventures for lil’ ol Mendy here,it’s just me sitting around and liking the things that happen’
Bendy nodded. "Mm." He yawned and crossed his arms.
Naww, what a lil' Bendy! How's it buzzin', cousin??
"I am not little, I'm 3'2." He pouted. "Anywayyys.. I'm guessing you're asking how I am. I'm fine, how're you?"
((tfw u get a kin memory and ur mood drops))
(Pssst, please reblog this if it’s ok to send you pm’s)
" H-hi! W-wanna b-be friends? I c-can teach y-you d-dancing, a-singing a-a-and acting! I-if y-you want t-that is.. "
"Oh- Sure! I'd love to be friends, thank you!"
((Asks are open!))