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Nothing more awesome than seeing a trans woman with big boobs like hell yes you did it!

Okay there is one thing more awesome

You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

There's an oompa looma in a cardinal robe

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"Famine is a useful word when you do not wish to use words like 'genocide' and 'extermination'."

- Frank O'Connor, Irish author.

Does anyone remeber when the earth use to be our medicine

The important thing to remember is that, when Shrek came out in 2001, its subversive, ironical tone was groundbreaking because it was up against a Disney machine that played everything completely straight (notwithstanding "Emperor's New Groove", which came out a few months earlier). Then Disney itself bought into that tone and hegemonized it, and now, movies that actually take their own fucking characters and premises seriously feel like a breath of fresh air.

ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

ok listen you got two options

-prisoner's cot in there to render it sub quarters

-master bed in there to make it the switch4switch thunderdome

ive always held the opinion that hamburger fans’ heads would explode if they ate hotdog

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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ok ill bite who is taylor swift