Oh sick this photography book I ordered came with free snacks

I love you, catgirlwarrior

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

[johnny bravo voice] puppy dog

Wait, it got better.

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

You know, it makes perfect sense that the guy who would amuse himself by going around Twitter as above would also have come up with the skateboarding cousin Throckmorton for a word problem.

Like it totally follows.

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

haha… bofa them 

sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

The Genshin Fakemon project has begun

so called "free-thinkers" when they hear that their friend has to go pee

my pet mold spore

Damn, he went to work

these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

no tags and 200 notes in 1 hr we are fucking going through it this year huh

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

this will sureily convince the people that the royal family are not out of touch moneywasters and that we should be happy keeping them around for sure

Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

Good news, everyone!! 🎉