Parks and Recreation + Captain America
my problem with this is that: a) MARIA HILL IS NOT NICK FURY’S SECRETARY b) MARIA HILL WOULD KNOW THERE IS A 31ST MARCH c) MARIA HILL IS NOT NICK FURY’S GODDAMN SECRETARY
hello very enthusiastic person
a) April Ludgate isn't Ron Swanson's secretary either, and that's where this quote comes from
b) it's a joke, just trying to make a harmless joke appropriate for the date, I admire and idolize Maria Hill as a character (and April Ludgate, for that matter). Its use in Parks and Rec isn't meant as a put-down to April either, it's just meant to create a funny and bizarre situation.
c) it's a goddamn joke calm down please