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๐๐ป support ๐๐ป creators ๐๐ป or ๐๐ป they'll ๐๐ป lose ๐๐ป motivation ๐๐ป to ๐๐ป create ๐๐ป things ๐๐ป
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Your all thinkin it am just sayin it!!!!
Present me reading past me poems/stories: โฆ.You good fam?
Past me: Good to see that we are still asking dumb questions
[ID: a series of six candy hearts in various colors, each with a line of a verse from The Mountain Goats' "No Children." In order, they read: "I am drowning" "There is no sign of land" "You are coming down with me" "hand in unlovable hand" "and I hope you die" "I hope we both die." End ID]
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Stole this joke
Me: going to sleep peacefully
Brian: how about no
Listen, Iโm not saying my FBI agent is trying to send me messages, but I just closed an app and my phone started playing โGirlfriendโ by Charlie Puthโฆ.. without me listening to it previously or listening to any music in the past days
Me at 3am:
All I'm saying is that vampire would make great Detectives. They can tell whose blood it is, how old it is, and if the person had say diabetes or other diseases in their bloodstream that would narrow down the suspect of the crime. ๏ฟผ๏ฟผ
country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don't belong
see shit like this is the reason that itโs so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
west virginia
Hi. I am not catholic.
If somehow for some reason I find myself in a catholic..church?? Temple? Idk, and say I drink the holy water. Will I engulf into flames?? ๏ฟผfollow up questions, if I was to ttouch the holy water and scream and hiss โITS BURN US MASTER! ITS BURNS US!โ And crab myself out of there, what would happen.
Asking for a friend ๐๐ป
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So. In a hilarious turn of events. My roomate, stole a copy of her midterm exam. By accident. What level of Cory Matthews is happening rn ๐
Her backpack dumped out and as she was shoving everything in a test copy got mixed in.
She brought it back to the room and just found it.
HOW
I'm crying this is so funny
@assassin-in-a-hoodie I love you but how ๐๐๐๐
The email to her professor ๐
If I fail my exam tommorow it's because I've been laughing at @assassin-in-a-hoodie a hoodie for two hours when I should have been studying
This is why Iโm the main character
Itโs pure spite thats keeping me alive at this point
Me: OHHHH ITS FULLMETAL DAY!!!
@trekkiehood: โฆitโs alsoโฆMean girls day?
Me: BUT ARE THEY TRENDING?!?! Yes well, BUT THAT DOSENT MATTER RN
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donโt forget oct 3
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DONโT FORGET 3.OCT.11
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