Precious child

Unrestrained summer fun

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

i just accidentally ended up on the same spot in the middle of nowhere Wyoming 3 years later

they got rid of the decorative rock :( 

Hey bunji! I found this pattern at a fabric store earlier today, and I immediately thought of you hehehehe

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this is amazing but y favorite part is the stoned dolphin

Maximum zoomies achieved

When your opponent has 9k ping

“My cat is known for her arm flops. So I recorded some more for you. Hope you enjoy it!“ 

(Source)

how many liner pens died for this….

Cable #75 (2000) art by Rob Liefeld

I just had to see how tiny his eyes really are under all that mess

Sometimes something can seem really obvious to some people, but not obvious to others. I’m going to start sharing various art tips I’ve picked up or been told over the years that I really REALLY wish someone had told me sooner. You may already know this, but in the event that you didn’t - now you do.

OH

It’s midnight and I’m trying to be quiet bc I can’t stop laughing at this post. It’s been about ten minutes now. Send help.

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

reblog if ur a striminal

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

nice.

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.