Incorrect Quotes

Wanda: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Nat: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Wanda: Four of us saw it, Nat. How do you explain that?

Nat: *points at Kate* Sleep deprivation. *points at Yelena* Paranoia. *points at Pietro* Delusional personality disorder. *points at Y/N* Felt left out.

It turns out my high school chemistry teacher was right.

Alcohol IS a solution.

Phewwwww the timing of this post is crazy

Kaikeyi explaining to Dasharatha why she is asking for Bharata’s kingship and Rama’s exile // Sita explaining to Ravana why she will not give in and become his wife

— Unknown

The Way She Sings For Me

Entering the shared house with his beloved best friend, he was surprised to hear silence instead of you blasting music or greeting him at the door like usual.

He was beginning to worry when he called for you and you hadn't answered. He took his shoes off and left the small foyer, checking the kitchen, the living room, and his home office for your pretty self, but found nothing.

It wasn't until he was walking up the steps that he heard a tune coming from your room...

And it was beautiful.

He immediately knew it was your voice; sweet and lively as usual, but now a little melancholy for some reason. Perhaps it was because of the song you were singing, but it sounded to him like you were feeling the song with your entire soul and he was curious what you were singing and figured you were blasting the song in your headphones when he knocked on your door and you hadn't answered.

So, he opened the door quietly even if it wasn't necessary, he just needed to be close to you so he could feel your voice carry directly to him instead of through walls and borders. And he watched the way you swayed in the middle of your room with a plushie he got for you for your last birthday. And he'd never been more in love with his best friend no matter how good or bad you sounded, it was angelic to him. And he couldn't help the relaxation that surrounded him at your voice slowly, melancholically, and beautifully flowing with the words you were repeating from the song.

He remembered the song; it was a song you played for him because you were obsessed with it and you had to enforce your passion onto him and he was willing to listen to you because he loved you, your passion, the smile on your face when the song played through, and how you asked him so kindly if you could play it again as if you needed his permission. And you felt as though he'd be bothered by the song playing so much but he must've read your mind because he reassured you at random that, not only did he like the song, but you loved it and he wanted you to feel okay with playing it on repeat to your heart's content.

"Heaven help us, heaven help us... We're on our own~"

"We find love, we get up. When we fall down, we give up~"

Your eyes were closed, swaying slowly to the song and hugging the plushie to your chest. You hummed the last bit of the outro to yourself, arms wrapping around your waist lovingly and you opened your eyes again, turning your head to see your besto friendo looking at you from atop your shoulder, pulling you closer to him. You pulled you earbuds out and turned around to face him, confusion written all over your face.

"How long you been in here? And welcome home, by the way," you chuckled halfway at the end, looking up to him.

"I just got here. I've been standing there for maybe five minutes. You sounded so beautiful. I don't think I've ever heard you sing before."

You chuckled sheepishly and widened your eyes for a moment before looking down at the plushie on your arm. "Yeah, I don't really sing much anymore. I stopped because of life and all its many mysteries."

You smiled to yourself sadly for a moment before changing the smile to be happier when you looked up at him, eyes forming crescents at the genuine smile forming when you looked at your friend. But he saw something else and plucked the plushie from your hands before tossing it on your bed and hugging you to his chest tightly.

"I would like it a lot if you could sing to me then. You sound so pretty. I love hearing your voice."

You hummed against his chest, hugging him back and silently agreeing before he pushed you back slightly by your shoulders, "But you can only sing for me, okay? Promise me."

You smiled at him again, nodding, "I promise."

And before you could hug him again, he laid his lips gently against yours, a small squeak reached his ears, noting your surprise, he slipped his tongue into your mouth and licked your tongue, circling the tip of it before biting it and sucking it into his mouth where he would lick the tip of your tongue as though it were something else.

A sound somewhere between a gasp and a moan erupted from your throat, knees pressing to each other tightly as you fisted the fabric of your friend's shirt.

Pushing away from him for a quick breather, you looked up at him, parted lips swelling and eyes blown wide, "What was that for?"

"Because I love you and I wanted you to know that and feel it."

Slowly, realizing what he said, your smile started to form as well as an idea, "Then, perhaps we should do that again. I'm not sure I really felt it the first time."

Suguru, Nanami, Megumi, Inumaki if he did speak without cursed speech, Toji prolly, Draken, Mitsuya, Souya, Rindou, Kakucho, Ichigo, Sosuke, Jushiro, Byakuya

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ᥫ᭡ SUGAR DADDY!SUNA

suna x fem!reader — warnings : slight baby trapping ig?, biting

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA dropped every other sugar baby once he met you. he instantly knew that you were the one that he wanted to spend every single dollar on.

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA buys you a necklace with his initials on it. he swears that he bought it because it’s cute but it’s actually so people know you belong to someone.

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA lets you turn his walk-in closet into your own. will sometimes add things to the closet without you even knowing. you only find out when you see three pairs of heels that you’ve never seen before

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA hasn’t bought anything new for himself in ages. he’s perfectly content on spending all of his money on you. he finds happiness in your happiness.

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA fucks you in the back of his car after witnessing you flirt with a coworker at a company party. leaves bite marks all over your shoulders as he slams into your aching pussy.

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA refuses to wear a condom when fucking you, he says he’ll pull out but never does. you don’t realize but he’s trying to get you pregnant.

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA hopes that if you do get pregnant it will somehow get you stay with him forever. he secretly has set money aside for if you do get pregnant.

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA has a folder on his phone full of your nudes that he looks at whenever he’s away from you on a business trip.

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA fucks his fist to a video he has of you two fucking. it’s his favorite video to watch when he’s away from you. will even ask you to send videos of yourself if he feels unsatisfied.

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA fucks you into his mattress for hours after returning from a business trip. claims that he just missed your pussy but really missed your presence but he doesn’t know how to tell you his true feelings.

SUGAR DADDY!SUNA fell in love with you but isn’t sure that you love him back, so he will continue to shower you with money as long as he can.

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Maybe you weren’t a terrible person maybe you were just fifteen

Nathan is spittin' FACTS