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The Asylum

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tired all the damn time
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When I was a very tiny child my mom was in a local production of The Reluctant Resurrection of Sherlock Holmes, a play where Arthur Conan Doyle is hired to investigate a murder at a haunted house with Sherlock Holmes, a figment of Doyle’s imagination that only he can see and hear. Doyle very sincerely believes that the house is haunted, and Holmes thinks that Doyle is a moron

I was too young to appreciate this concept when I was a child, now that I’m older it’s the best concept for a play I’ve ever heard in my life.

holy fuck I need to see that

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Character Demo - "Arlecchino: Lullaby" | Genshin Impact

On cold nights, the children often play amongst themselves by the warmth of the hearth.

Once the flames in the living room die down, they each return to their rooms to drift off into peaceful slumber.

There's no one to sing them lullabies, but that is of little consequence, for they no longer fear the coming of nightmares.

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Happy Birthday, Baizhu!

Good morning. How have you been holding up recently? Any discomfort?

I've prepared a whole range of medicinal foods to help fortify your body, and Qiqi has also gathered some rare herbs for you.

Also, take this herbal bouquet I put together for you. It'll have a calming effect if you put it by your bedside.

If you'd rather not see the flowers wilt away, you may also decoct them. I'll show you how a little later.

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"The Song Burning in the Embers" Full Animated Short | Genshin Impact

Some believe that growing up is to gradually break free from the shackles.

Fate sets the most brutal rules for us, turning day into night, leaving the future dwelling in but the lingering warmth of dreams.

Thus, our weapons clash, burying the remnants of another setting sun, and welcoming the next rising dawn.

Then, when the cage shatters, once and for all—

May gentle flames envelop the shriveled flowers, with their song echoing in the embers.

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The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks

Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages

  • Oh, my hand
  • The parchment is very hairy
  • Thank God it will soon be dark
  • St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
  • Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
  • Oh d fuckin abbot
  • Massive hangover
  • Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
  • Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
  • If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
  • I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
  • Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
  • 11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
  • Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
  • If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen
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what does oh d fuckin abbot even MEAN

an abbot is the head of a monastery so it just means “fuck my boss” basically, an abbreviation of “O damned fuckin Abbot”. this is what it looks like:

Brasenose College MS 7, f.62v 

I would just like to pop in again after all this time and offer some sources, as I know there has been discussion for a while. A good number of these initially came from an infographic from Lapham’s Quarterly Magazine, which I don’t have access to, and I’m not sure if sources were cited. Some of these, however, have been confirmed by scholars, particularly a group at the University of Leiden who had a blog going for a while on the subject of medieval writing. Not everything mentioned was documented with photos, but here are a couple:

“Ale has killed us” (translated as “massive hangover”) in Ogham x

“Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night“ x

(please note the helpful finger pointing to the pee stain/cat doodle)

“This work is written master give me a drink; let the right hand of the scribe be free from the oppressiveness of pain” x

“Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job” x

“If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral” - we even have the scribe’s name, Herneis le Romanceur  x

“I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today. It’s now Sunday evening “ x

The “don’t @ me” scribe x

The source for the poor scribe complaining about his awful salary was linked to from the University blog as well but the page about that text seems to have been removed.

The scribe who hates Thomas Aquinas x

“Let him be broken on the wheel and hanged” x

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Judging from your expression... you haven't forgotten me, have you?

Judging from your expression... you haven't forgotten me, have you?

What do you mean by "Abyss Lectors all look the same, come back in human form"? ...It seems the farewell gift I gave you at our last parting failed to leave a strong enough impression.

I even went out of my way to pick some lovely flowers for you this time. But our Highness knows not of my coming, so I can't help you pass on any messages.

So, do you think you can forgive me at last? Oh, come now! Lower your weapon and let's talk this over...

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