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RavenImpulse

@raven-impulse / raven-impulse.tumblr.com

21, Business Student, Lover of all things nerdy
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okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

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having both anxiety and depression is like that post about washing your meds down with redbull. you’d like to think that the constant fear of failure caused by your anxiety would cancel out the lack of motivation you feel thanks to your depression, but no. they are both working so very much and you cannot stop it.

It’s entering the final boss stage where the music kicks in, but they don’t spawn.

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hannahhillam

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

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fatsexybitch

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

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hollowedskin

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

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shotfromguns

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

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Please do not feed the animals.

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Cards Against Humanity is hiring new writers and folks…………….. I’ve waited my entire life for this

Hire this person

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Coffee Shop AUs

  1. I’m a regular at this coffee shop, but they always get my name wrong. As the names get more outrageous, I’m starting to think this is on purpose
  2. Who is responsible for the music in this coffee shop, because I want to have a talk with you
  3. I have a cat café and you never really talk to anyone when you’re here and it seems almost rude, but the cats all seem to love you
  4. Everyone has their personal breaking point and if you cut in front of me in line today, I will definitely break something
  5. We have a sign that says “Give your barista a smile” and you really take this to the extreme and while I act like it annoys me, it always makes my day to see your weird grimaces
  6. There is a big storm outside and yes, we were all warned, but some people have to work and now there is this group of people starting to make this small café their own for the next couple of hours till the storm eases up or we get rescued
  7. The couple at the table between us keeps talking very loudly about the most outrageous things and we exchange glances from across the café every time they say something new
  8. You’ve been a regular at our café, which specializes in very aromatic coffees, for months, always ordering tea, and I now find out that you hate the smell of coffee, and the all really like you, but why don’t you just take your tea instead of sitting here for hours and talking to us baristas?
  9. Giving baking classes after closing hours has really helped my coffee shop financially, but it’s also a struggle when people come by who should be nowhere near a baking oven
  10. You’ve been coming in for weeks now and it seems like you only want the wifi and all the employees are starting to make bets about what you’re always typing on your laptop
  11. We’ve met online and keep suggesting meeting up for a blind date at the café I work at, and does this mean I probably already know you if you’re a regular there? Because you can’t be one of my coworkers, right?
  12. I need a specific book from the library for my thesis and I see you in the campus café using it as a laptop stand
  13. Our boss definitely just hired the new guy because he’s their nephew, but now it’s my responsibility to keep this chaotic idiot under control
  14. The coffee shop I work at is like a queer hotspot, but I don’t want to assume with you, and I’m afraid one of these days my co-workers will just ask you, because I keep going on about you
  15. Some people can have regular milk because of health issues and I’m starting to get really annoyed, because people keep switching it and the plant-based milks up
  16. We open up at six in the morning and you’re always already waiting in front of the door at 5:45
  17. You have really bad taste in coffee and one day I’m going to refuse to make this abomination
  18. The owners don’t allow animals in the café and I can’t help but notice that your jacket is making noises
  19. You’re a regular at our coffee shop and you’re normally punctual like a clock, so excuse us for getting worried about you, when you turn up
  20. It’s one of those really slow days and we’re two employees and just two customers on a date here and we already cleaned everything twice, so we’re starting to get really invested in that couple’s relationship

If you like my blog and want to support me, you can buy me a coffee! 🥰

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Anonymous asked:

Why does everyone forget that Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette had a daughter? In textbooks ppl only talk about the Dauphin. Her life is so interesting. And she has some of the best nicknames, they sound like book titles; Madame royale and the orphan of the temple to name those I remember.

Marie-Thérèse, Madame Royale was actually so iconic that it is sad that people forget about her. I mean the woman was literally at the very heart of most if the biggest events of the time period and after and she's virtually forgotten about. What she must have went through at the Temple and mentally afterward just almost too painful to imagine. I mean fact that she never forgot the Revolution or forgave the revolutionaries for what they did to her and her family, is important to the story of the Revolution. Was the Revolution right? In most areas, yes. Did it go too far? Yes.

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sixpenceee

Say hello to Jonathan he was born in 1832 & is 189 years old                          

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