"The impossible is possible"-Ally Brooke

Perfect date night: Lying in bed with my girl watching serial killer documentaries and eating pizza

There’s a point in a prank where u just say that’s too much

This isn’t it.

Meirl

in all RPG games, the final boss is either your dad, God, or some sort of furry Abomination that everyone draws explicit fan art of

in Greek Mythology™ they are all the same person

With disdainful vendetta in my voice: Zeus…

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake :(

Underrated and underutilized spongebob meme:

me and my friend getting kicked out of walgreens for being too rowdy

You guys were right

“His agony somehow became an invisible hand, stretching out through the Force, a hand that found her, far away, alone in her apartment in the dark, a hand that felt the silken softness of her skin and the sleek coils of her hair, a hand that dissolved into a field of pure energy, of pure feeling that reached inside her—

And now he felt her, really felt her in the Force, as though she could have been some kind of Jedi, too, but more than that: he felt a bond, a connection, deeper and more intimate than he’d ever had before with anyone, even Obi-Wan; for a precious eternal instant he was her … he was the beat of her heart and he was the motion of her lips and  he was her soft words as though she spoke a prayer to the stars—”

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

“I always wondered if, maybe you were mean to me because, well, you loved me. I know you’ve tried to tell me before but I wasn’t ready to listen. But now…” Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie (2017)

nickelodeon studios in the late 90s

white privilege