gay muse

by  Sam Hogg

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

facts

just misread ‘can’t stand minions’ as ‘can’t stand minoans’ and spent 5 minutes pondering how much of a grudge you could really have against the population of bronze age crete

Why Minoans are problematic:

- jumped over bulls = animal cruelty

- only used Linear A, which has never been deciphered, so basically very inaccessible and history’s tallest paywall

- spent all their time building palaces

- disappeared mysteriously, thus avoiding any accountability for the aforementioned

This post was made by a mycenaean apologist

sweet little angel at San Diego Comic Con

his idle animation cycle started in midair

he missed the quick time event

Uh idk who is cuter

Bruh.

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

both of them are toooooooo fucking cute

Greyhound royal hunting, 1902, Valentin Serov

Magical encounter while free falling.

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

“Oh, hey, I guess they can fly. I did not know that.”

THE WITCHER + colors of the sky ← insp.

Pedro Pascal | Style Magazine Italia | 2018

More Twitter character requests! Malik this time

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^

'filled with people who believe it is more important to do nothing wrong than it is to do something right' is going to live in my head for a while now huh

Dishonored: Death of the Outsider concept art by Piotr Jabłoński

Always trying to spot a bird

Sue and Winston for @bonesmarinated

Thank ye for commissioning me again o/*✧∘* ✧･☢