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summary: Have you found the one that makes your stomach curdle in the best way? Do you have a witch that makes you feel like you're soaring on the back of your palisman with a single smile? Do they make your heart flutter like a bat's wings? Are you not confident that your affections are reciprocated? Open this book and discover how you can make your witch (or demon, we don't judge) fall in love with you. 

After Amity kisses Luz, the human teenager is unsure of her crush's feelings feeling towards her and does not know how to approach her romantically. Gwendolyn Clawthorne's got the answer of course and much to Luz's chagrin, it comes in the form of a book.

This is the story in which one Luz Noceda does her dingly dang darndest to woo one Amity Blight.

Canon divergent; takes place after Through The Looking Glass Ruins.