poison and ambrosia

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

girls are soft and warm like fresh baked bread

just got diagnosed as your soulmate. yeah sorry now we must spend the rest of our lives together

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

Sarah Lamb as Mary Vetsera in Kenneth Macmillan’s Mayerling, The Royal Ballet Season 2016/2017.

Solar Eclipse Shadows

It's cold today, but in a spring way, and I love you.

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, Child Braiding A Crown, detail, 1874.

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I’m entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

Sorry, I haven’t done my work, yeah, I’m in spoon jail. Yeah, I was in really bad spoon debt, and I stopped paying my spoon taxes. Yeah, I can’t do anything until I gather enough spoons to pay my spoon bail.

All my “I can barely crawl to the bathroom” days will now be referred to as “spoon debtor’s prison days”.

Armand Doré (detail)

Anthony van Dyck (1599–1641), Portrait of Beatrice Hemmema, Countess of Oxford (detail)

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

Dog sculptures turned golden from tourists petting them throughout the years

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy