I saw an opportunity and I took it

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

the most iconic memes of our decade 

Inside Look At Harry Styles iHeartRadio Secret Session

my bed is my cloud and i’m the little angel that sleeps on it

Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

!!!!!!!! My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.

You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.

Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.

Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go

Whole lot of grown women do this too.

Just wanna throw these in too

I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. it’s fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.

and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.  

Can i just add that ive seen young queer girls do this to their girlfriends. Girls can be abusers and you are right to leave. 

Women/young girls can definitely be just as abusive. I knew a young man that got ran over and had his leg broken by his girlfriend because (in her words he annoyed her) He refused to press charges. Another young lady started to hit her ex boyfriend because he wouldn’t take her back because of the abuse. He called the cops on her and they literally started laughing at him because she was very petite in comparison to him. Anyone can be abusive and I wish more people understood that.

dammit I’d spam my blog if i reblog this more than once but dude this is really important.

Oh my god. This is so important.

This is legit the reason why so many guys I know are too scared to be in a relationship

!!!!!!!!!

Spread the word!! Don’t stay with a girl who abuses you!

Y'all aren’t in love. If you loved the person, you would want the best for them and not treat them like shit. Y'all don’t love them. You’re being manipulative and an asshole.

5 states in the US have banned abortion from the point of heartbeat detection. Following that logic, I propose two additional policies:

1. Child support starts at the same point, including 50% of all medical bills

2. If the mother dies in mandated childbirth OR the child is stillborn, the father and doctor are charged with involuntary manslaughter.

See how keen they are on their “Pro-life” horseshit then.

3. Pregnant women can’t be in jail because the fetus would be in jail, and since it’s a full human you would be punishing an innocent person

An exciting and spicy addition

4. Fetuses are counted as a full dependants going back to the moment of conception which is measured from the last day of the last period. All benefits (food stamps, housing, etc) must be immediately adjusted to reflect this change.

Feb 16, 2018

IS ANYBODY ELSE AWAKE BC IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

@lifeinahole27

Thank you for making an office of two adjuncts laugh today.

@lifeinahole27

When there’s 2 Taiwan Joneses, who both go to Howard, and neither of them know who failed yet

Update!

stop being so cute 😤

26/02/2020

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

harry styles lockscreens •°☆

what if I’m someone I don’t want around?

Harry’s speech before ‘Kiwi’ @ Music Hall of Williamburg

FALLING | Harry Styles

What a cuddly baby 🥺

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

My friend once put her maths homework in a bottle of water and drank it, then became ill and wasn’t able to go to school the next day, pen ink is really bad y'know

ok but you see what the difference here is, right? like you see the difference between drawing on your hands and drinking homework juice, right??